MaggieWraith

An Open Letter to #AngusTaylor Dear trembling, spreadsheet-fondling goober, I was a long-term Liberal voter. Not casual. Not “occasionally ticked the box and moved on.” I had the badges. The T-shirts. The “Back in Black” coffee mug. Good Lord, I even bought Scott Morrison’s ukulele off eBay. I was committed, mate. And then you did this. You made #TimWilson Shadow Treasurer. What in the deregulated free market hell were you thinking? You’ve put Tim up against Jim!! @JEChalmers - How in a drunken field of poisoned grass could you do that? Did you workshop this? Did anyone in the room say, “Angus, maybe don’t send a pamphlet to fight a policy document”? Because here’s how this lands: Jim Chalmers is calm. Competent. Measured. He’s written budgets. Delivered budgets. Fronted the country. He’s had to answer for inflation, debt, deficits — the whole economic lasagna. And you’ve sent Dim Tim into that arena armed with vibes and a LinkedIn endorsement. Let’s not even do the full credential autopsy — it’s indecent. One has years in senior economic portfolios, nearly four as Treasurer, has delivered fiscal updates, and actually been accountable for outcomes. The other? • Zero years as Treasurer or Shadow Treasurer prior to 2026. • Longest stint in any serious portfolio — barely long enough to remember the Wi-Fi password. • No responsibility for national debt. • No responsibility for budgets. • No responsibility for inflation. And now he’s meant to stride in and start yelling about who should be “sacked” for debt? Angus. WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING? You don’t send a TED Talk to a Treasury fight. I watched the announcement like a man watching his dog reverse over his own foot. -I cried. -I burnt the T-shirt. -Threw the coffee mug out the window. -The ukulele is now a backscratcher and occasionally a doorstop. You didn’t just misread the room. You misread the country. This isn’t factional chess. This is economic credibility. And you just put it in the hands of a bloke whose longest policy commitment was arguing about free speech on campus. I’m devastated. I’m disoriented. I’m considering voting for the Australian Party of Mild Titillation just out of emotional spite. This is what you’ve done to me. Sort yourself out. Yours in stunned disbelief, #Noisy

The "Martyr" of Mar-a-Lago 🥂💅 Painline Hannibal is back, everyone. She’s posted a video playing the victim, claiming she was "banned" from Parliament for 7 days. She wants you to think she’s a martyr for the "common people." But let's look at the calendar she forgot to mention: •The Voluntary "Junket": In late October 2025, Pauline took two full weeks off while Parliament was sitting. •The "Work": She wasn't in Canberra representing you. She was in Florida, staying at a $66 million Palm Beach mansion and partying at a 1920s-themed Halloween bash with Donald Trump. •The Transport: She didn't fly commercial like a "battler." She hitched a ride on a billionaire’s Gulfstream 700 private jet. •The Paycheck: She did all of this while still collecting her $230k+ taxpayer-funded salary. So, when she says she was "banned" for 7 days, let’s be clear: She was censured for a desperate piece of political theatre (the burqa stunt) that she staged immediately after returning from her luxury overseas holiday. She wasn't "banned" from representing us—she’d already proven she’d rather be at a $25,000-a-head gala in Mar-a-Lago than sitting in the Senate. The Verdict: Pauline says we shouldn’t increase the number of politicians. For once, we agree. Let’s start the reduction right now by getting rid of the ones who skip work to party with billionaires on the public purse. Ok, let's not INCREASE the number of politicians, let's DECREASE it—starting with you, Pauline. That’ll save us half a million right there. Now, off you go. ✌️🚫