Moral of the story. People often think they're more important than they actually are.
My coworker handed in his resignation last Monday as a bluff.
He wasn't leaving. He wanted a counteroffer.
At lunch, he told three of us, "Watch. They'll beg me to stay."
At 9:00, he walked into our manager's office with the letter.
At 9:04, our manager signed it, thanked him for six years of service and asked when he'd like the leaving party.
He walked back to his desk and sat very still. By 9:30...
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A load of good people follow us home and away every single game.
But remember, just because you have that privilege doesn’t meant you aren’t an insufferable cunt 😎
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I’ve realised that 80% of this app is incredibly soft and wimpish. As if you’ve never played sport and got a bollocking from your coach as a teenager. Grow up ffs
The gaffa was absolutely correct to handle Dowman the way he did. Stupid reaction that will cost us for the next 3 games at a time we actually need him. Accountability.
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Come January, we’ll be grateful not to have two high intensity semi-finals crammed into our schedule - but the approach to tonight is still irritating. Wenger would’ve played the fringe players, academy kids, and a few away supporters. No first-teamers should’ve been up there.
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I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.
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🚨🌟 | There are people at #MUFC who believe Ayden Heaven and Leny Yoro will develop to be AS GOOD a partnership as Arsenal pair Gabriel and William Saliba.
[@lauriewhitwell/@TheAthleticFC]
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Enjoy Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal. We were the laughing stock of football. Turned us into English Champions. Respected in Europe.
Our fanbase has not had it this good since Prime Wenger. No one will ever stop me from fully backing Mikel. Gaffer!!!!!
Hope the good times last forever.
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The fake quote accounts all come from the same location.
Anybody who has ever fallen for a single one of them is deeply stupid.
No, Thierry Henry did not lobby for more than a points deduction for Manchester City.
Kylian Mbappe did not comment on Vinicius Jr’s sending off.
Jamie Carragher did not rail against refereeing in Liverpool against City.
This is football’s fake quotes factory and the reasons behind a growing problem on social media.
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