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🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Manchester United's players were in total SHOCK as they were booed off from the pitch.
— @ZaidBalll
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Had an enjoyable (if slightly damp) little trip down the line to take in @MSBWOOLTONFC 0-2 @RemycaUtd in the @nwcfl League Cup 2nd Round.
Considering the conditions, both sides served up a watchable game. Fair play to both sets of players. #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague
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In 1941, a Spaniard walked into the British embassy in Madrid and offered to spy on the Nazis.
The British turned him down.
So he went to the Germans instead, pretended to be a loyal fascist, and got hired as a German spy. His plan was to lie to them for the rest of the war.
It worked better than anyone could have imagined.
His name was Juan Pujol García. Before the war he had tried his hand at running a chicken farm and a movie theater. He had no spy training. What he had was a deep hatred of both fascism and communism after the Spanish Civil War, and an incredible imagination.
The Germans gave him a codename, invisible ink, money, and orders to go to Britain and recruit spies.
He didn't go to Britain.
He went to Lisbon, Portugal, and made everything up.
Using a tourist guidebook, maps, magazines, newsreels, and a British railway timetable from the library, he wrote long, detailed reports about life in England. Military movements. Morale. Ports.
He'd never been there. He made mistakes. He didn't understand British money. He once reported that dockworkers in Glasgow would do anything for a liter of wine.
The Germans loved him anyway.
Then British codebreakers reading German messages noticed something strange. The Germans were hunting for a convoy that didn't exist, based on a report from some agent in Britain they'd never heard of.
The British went looking for this mystery spy. They found Pujol. In 1942 they finally took him on and brought him to London.
Now he had real help. MI5 gave him the codename Garbo, after the actress, because they thought he was the greatest actor in the world.
Together with his British handler, Pujol built a fake spy network for the Germans. It eventually had 27 imaginary agents. Each had a name, a personality, a job, and a backstory. A Welsh nationalist. A Venezuelan student. A Greek sailor. Some of them recruited their own imaginary sub-agents.
When they needed to explain why one agent had gone quiet, they killed him off. They even put a fake obituary in a Liverpool newspaper. The Germans reportedly paid a pension to his widow.
Who also didn't exist.
Then came D-Day.
Hours before the landings, the British let Pujol send a message warning the Germans that the invasion was coming in Normandy. It was timed so it would arrive too late to matter, but it made him look brilliant.
Three days later he sent the most important message of his career. Normandy was a trick, he said. The real invasion was still coming, at Calais, led by a huge army under General Patton.
That army was fake too. But the Germans believed him.
German forces that could have been rushed to Normandy were held back near Calais for weeks, waiting for an attack that never came.
The Germans were so grateful they awarded him the Iron Cross.
A few months later, King George VI made him a Member of the Order of the British Empire.
He's one of the only people known to have been decorated by both sides of the war.
After the war, afraid of revenge from surviving Nazis, he faked his own death from malaria in Africa and disappeared to Venezuela, where he lived quietly running a shop.
For decades the world thought he was dead.
In 1984, a British writer tracked him down. Pujol came back to Normandy for the 40th anniversary of D-Day and met veterans who had landed on the beaches.
Some of them thanked him.
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Nice little trip over the border today to take in #FAWWelshCup action, as @CefnAlbionFC and @CPDYFelin1977 played out an entertaining 2-3 result.
Nice welcome and gesture from the hosts via a chairman's handshake and a cuppa. #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague
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Had a good day out today whilst taking in @foley_fc 0-4 @AshbyIvanhoe_FC in the #FAVase 1st Round.
A more competitive tie than the scoreline suggests, but Ivanhoe always had that little bit more about them. #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague #football
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Fully enjoyable trip out today whilst taking in @FCTrafford 2-2 @ACFC1916 in the #FACup 3rd Qualifying Round.
No definitive record achieved for either club, but both are still in the hat. #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague
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We’ve seen the posts. We’ve read the comments. 👀
A little bit of our history and a reason to come and see us.
Don’t forget PL & EFL season ticket holders get FREE entry with valid photo ID.
Come and find the Road.
#MaineRoadFC #UpTheRoad #NWCFL
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Welcome to Flixton the club in the shadow of Manchester United.
@flixtonfcx ceased to exist in 2012, the ground was up for sale. Houses rather than football activity were expected….then the club was reborn.
For @TheAthleticFC
nytimes.com/athletic/7642609…
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British police are begging the public “not to speculate” after five Muslims tried to carry out a terrorist attack on a military base.
They’re more concerned that people might insult Islamic extremist terrorists than they are about the actual problem. They are terrified of offending a sick ideology that wants us all dead. Political correctness will be the death of Europe. These people are idiots.
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Decent day out today in the White Rose county, taking in Market Weighton Town 1-3 @GreatDriffAFC Dev. in the @ERCountyLeague Harold Robinson Cup 2nd Rd.
A slightly enforced trip here thanks to a trip to Beverley not coming off twice, but lovely town!#groundhopper #groundhopping
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Class day out today whilst taking in @Heatonstan 1-2 @FCTrafford in the #FACup 2nd Qualifying Round.
A deserved win for the visitors on the day. As per for these parts, some friendly hosts and helped in getting a programme too on arrival! Cheers! #groundhopper #groundhopping
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🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Un aficionado prepara un cartel falso de apoyo a un piloto de Nueva Zelanda para que le graben las cámaras de la Fórmula 1 y cuando le enfocan la gira y luce el mensaje "Pedro Sánchez hijo de puta".
Jodido genio 👏👏👏
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Trip to the outskirts of Stockport today, taking in @OfficialSGFC 1-4 @StaveleyMWFC in the #FAVase.
A tetchy affair with a, perhaps, unfortunate red in the first half not aiding Georgians. However, Staveley were deserving winners, even without this. #groundhopper #groundhopping
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Had a highly enjoyable day out today whilst taking in @SCFC_08 2-4 @GainsTrinityFC in the #FACup.
The higher-ranked side deserved their win, but the hosts made it hard work! Bonus bit of half-time cricket helped too! #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague #football
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Had an enjoyable day out today watching @Ashington_FC 3-1 @westaucklandfc in the #FATrophy.
For me and my mate, both Manchester Utd fans, Ashington is always some sort of hallowed ground what with it being the birthplace of the great Sir Bobby.
#groundhopper #groundhopping
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Look at the absolute state of this
Violent trans activists attack a gender critical protester, battering him and stealing his possessions
The wet wipe copper then asks what the victim identifies as… because he “can’t assume gender”
THEN the victim is issued with a dispersal order by police to leave the area
What the hell is wrong with you @gmpolice ?
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An enjoyable trip over the Pennines (bus divert issues aside!) to take in @parksteelsfc 1-0 @CheadleTownFC in a hard-fought contest.
The hosts held on at the end as Cheadle pushed on, but the tie could have been all but over at the break. #groundhopper #groundhopping #FACup
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A decent day out today, taking in @thewelfare 0-4 @FCTrafford in the #FAVase 1st Qualifying Round.
A comfortable win for the visitors, saw a first half goal on the stroke of the break be followed by three second half strikes. #groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague
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Headed over to Merseyside today for @RemycaUtd 2-1 @CharnockFC in the #FACup Ex-Prelim Round.
The hosts' fast start proved pivotal in this, whilst their GK's superb stop in the 2nd half aided their cause in this tight, hard-fought contest.#groundhopper #groundhopping #nonleague




























































