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Certified genius 180+ IQ god-emperess. Pulitzer winner, Rugged Patriot party member, 1/2 of plop analysis crew (serious: 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸 I’m a progressive🌐). Ok😂

Joined January 2021
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The answer is yes
Gov. Ron DeSantis: "My budget's $117 billion. New York State's budget's $268 billion. That's more than twice the budget. Obviously, they have heavy taxes. The question is, are you getting twice the services living in New York?"
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non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026” me:
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Holy fuck
Democrat's 2026 Senate math is so bad when you actually stare at it on the map. They need to win every state in dark blue, every state in sky blue, and 2/4 of the "longshot" states in light grey-blue. That would be enough for a *bare* 51-49 majority.
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If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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We won. A reminder that you are not garbage, a libtard, a woke, or whatever these chuds threw at you. You love your country and want what’s best for everyone. Be proud of that.
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A source close to the White House is reporting that President Trump is no longer capable of producing forceful and high volume ejaculations. His once powerful, thick loads now merely trickle out.
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The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying
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Actually makes perfect sense that conservative goyim are identifying with Anakin. Resentful young man critical of the elites gets successfully deceived by an elderly politician to sustain the boomer empire responsible for all the problems he was originally frustrated with
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this is genuinely so sad.
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for Charlie Kirk
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with 12 days until the midterm elections, the entire republican party has coalesced around attacking a woman for having been raped by her stepfather when she was twelve
Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
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"What do I owe society?", asked the guy in the green.
“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century. politico.com/news/magazine/2…
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Replying to @hsuytarp
Drudgery is irrelevant to the argument. A programmer's decisions are accountable to objectives independent of the implementation: correctness, performance, maintainability. A painter's decisions are accountable to expressive relationships that develop within the painting itself
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at some level you gotta engage with the fact that Americans can read ~90% of major novels for free via their library and don't do it
Everyone blames screens for the decline of reading. Nobody blames the consolidated corporate publishing industry that made books pricier, more generic, and harder to find. jacobin.com/2026/10/books-pu…
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whoever is in charge of naming the different kinds of fairywren LOVES these birds 😭
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95% of people have to make peace with the fact that most important political activity they will ever do in their life is casting a vote.
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Ofc some online libs are pretty tactless as they “attempt” to persuade ppl to act pragmatically within difficult political circumstances etc. But this right here is such an embarrassing inability to actually reckon with said political reality and obviously-true points being made.
current talarico discourse
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“Republicans want trans people dead” is not (primarily) some deranged lib fearmongering to get you to accept Dem fealty. It is a straightforward description of the things they say out loud, the broader public opinion polling on the subject, and the legislation they pass. Cmon now
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Cons pass legislation called shit like “Protect the Family Bill” that says parents can now sue their 35-year-old children if they click the wrong pronoun box on a Google form while leftists make slogans like “Destroy and Kill the Family” for basic trans protections
Huh I wonder if any family abolitionists have ever thought about how most people love their families
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