Marginalized Outlier

Gov GoGo Galoshes should go back into his wife’s shlocky schmatta closet. He was the most miserable, petulant pos we’ve had in the past three decades and that includes fraudster Red Tide Rick. He hired the least competent snake oil salesman slash demon sperm surgeon general whose policies brought us surges in deadly pandemics and previously eradicated measles. His tilting at culture war windmills at taxpayer expense did nothing but muzzle teachers, the arts and media. His abhorrent Alligator Alcatraz was, like him, and abject failure and abomination, once again at taxpayer expense. His shady dealings with FPL hiked our bills and he did absolutely nothing to lower our exorbitant insurance bills. His fealty to Trump (remember the repugnant ‘Build that Wall’ vid he did with his kid and legos?) was persistent, pervasive and perverse. His authoritarian asshattery attracted the worst transplants who, like maggots to roadkill in the Florida heat, brought their racism, bigotry and hate here along with their inability to afford living here, so while the rich repugnants remained, the not so liquid left and left their hateful stench in their wretched wakes. And then there’s the Hope Florida scandal in which he and his thirsty af wife stole money meant for poor children for their pitiful political purposes. We will not allow people to whitewash his rancid reign of reckless, textbook Freudian fuckery.

Gov GoGo Galoshes should go back into his wife’s shlocky schmatta closet. He was the most miserable, petulant pos we’ve had in the past three decades and that includes fraudster Red Tide Rick. He hired the least competent snake oil salesman slash demon sperm surgeon general whose policies brought us surges in deadly pandemics and previously eradicated measles. His tilting at culture war windmills at taxpayer expense did nothing but muzzle teachers, the arts and media. His abhorrent Alligator Alcatraz was, like him, and abject failure and abomination, once again at taxpayer expense. His shady dealings with FPL hiked our bills and he did absolutely nothing to lower our exorbitant insurance bills. His fealty to Trump (remember the repugnant ‘Build that Wall’ vid he did with his kid and legos?) was persistent, pervasive and perverse. His authoritarian asshattery attracted the worst transplants who, like maggots to roadkill in the Florida heat, brought their racism, bigotry and hate here along with their inability to afford living here, so while the rich repugnants remained, the not so liquid left and left their hateful stench in their wretched wakes. And then there’s the Hope Florida scandal in which he and his thirsty af wife stole money meant for poor children for their pitiful political purposes. We will not allow people to whitewash his rancid reign of reckless, textbook Freudian fuckery.