ᴍ∆ꜱᴏɴ "𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝒸 𝓂𝒶𝓃" (◡◕⏖◕)ᑐ🝐 .⭒*✩

Submitted for my @MiladyCult Q1 quarterly evaluation 😅 and for your viewing convenience, another thread of milady $CULT videos created with love and ardor 😌💛 previous thread at the bottom teapaw.org/MasonFinial/status/187…

I spot that little minx from my vantage point on the park bench. I like to enjoy a tasteful number of McDoubles at a particular time of day, every day. I’ve been at it for a number of weeks. Right on schedule, she glides toward the trash can. My cold sweaty paws twist involuntarily in my lap. I lean back to tug my clinging t-shirt to cover my navel, exposing tracts of sweat previously tucked away in the rolls of my girth. Good. Bitches like a man who sweats. My pheromones must be popping. She’s close now. This is it. Showtime. I rise, adjusting my glasses, remembering to crook an eyebrow like the gigachad meme. There’s one thing on my mind: sex with beautiful woman. I take two sidelong shuffle-steps toward her. Sucking air in through dry, cracked lips, the killshot leaves my mouth with an exhale like an arrow launched from Eros’ quiver. Heh, Quiver indeed. “Y-you look pretty,” I mumble. Blinking hard, deliberately. Involuntarily. “Stay away from me, you freak.” Her words strike my arrow flaccid. My carefully rehearsed killshot limply hanging in the air. She pivots quickly, ungratefully, and walks off without breaking stride. Why do girls only like assholes?

eth cult newspeak cypherpunk = racism and antisemitism corposlop = being a decent human being

One day I’m gonna catch my son storing weed in one of my YAYO™ Pine Pollen bottles and I’m gonna be upset on so many levels

I’ve never understood this mindset of ohh modern women are trash, all men are gonna cheat on you, get a prenup, keep one on the bench, don’t give them anything to use against you — you are GAY! Love with your whole heart, jump in with both feet, say unforgivable things to your wife, do things in your marriage that would condemn you in front of a therapist or even a court of law just because they’re natural. Surrender yourself to your man, know that your only option is kaczynski mode if your wife leaves you. Have five kids, then have five more. Challenge yourself to shower them with more love every day. You don’t need it. You don’t need your shit. You would know that if you ever had a rough patch in your mealy mouth one-foot-in-one-foot-out life. Love God. Count your blessings every day. Milady

effective altruism is exactly the same thing as tikkun olam which has worked out great for healing the world I don’t know what all the fuss is about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am an employee Remilia Corporation (Real)

it’s that special time of year again 😏😏😏❤️

I AM ENTERING THE MOST ABUNDANT AND FREEST PHASE OF MY LIFE. GREED AND SCARCITY ARE NO LONGER WORDS THAT FIT INTO THIS LIFESTYLE. I CAN, I WILL, YES, AND ON RARE OCCASIONS NO. I WILL WIN, AND YOU CAN TOO. I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN IT AND IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, THUS IT WILL HAPPEN. AFFIRM.

Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

if you aren’t doing drop sets to failure until you can’t even lift one of those little pink weights that geriatric women run with you are What’s Wrong With America