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Joined October 2013
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Bleu cheese is good I’m sorry if you’re ignorant to the subtle beauties and whimsies of this world
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Happy New Year! Volume in a car should always be controlled via knob. Other opinions are wrong. Thank you
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Working out is hard. If you’re doing that, even sporadically, I’m proud of you
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Go to market strategy? What’re you, a little piggy?
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I say this jokingly @europe but if decimals and commas were meant to be switched as y’all have it then god would have put the comma in the number pad section of the keyboard mkay
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Just breaks my heart to hear that video of Owen Wilson skateboarding might not be real
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Now I'm someone who tweets at airlines. @AmericanAir delays my flight home 3 hours, doesn't let me change to another flight with the exact same departing and arriving airports (which had 7 open seats), then delays the original flight 12 more hours, 5 minutes before we board.
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It was delayed another 9 hours if you were curious
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Global entry is quite goated with the sauce as the kids say
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Ordered way too much tiramisu for Lucy's birthday party and I've now had tiramisu 5 days in a row. Life is good
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"You wouldn't eat 10 tortillas-" listen buddy you dont know me at all
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How can Elden Ring be among the greatest when you can't even griddy?!
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Recent food obsession
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DO NOT watch Poor Things on the plane!!!
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It is wild to me that this design got from someone’s cute idea (“Let’s put the Union Jack on the tail lights!”) through every step of production and regulation and onto the road, resulting in a right turn signal that points left and a left turn signal that points right
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Oh hell yeah they got ratatouille on the flight 🐁 🍅
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Flying is exciting until you do it too much and it just becomes a crowded bus in the sky with a lot of extra steps
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Hours after his wife Mica apparently committed suicide, pastor John-Paul Miller didn't tell his congregation, but instead preached the sunday sermon, yucking it up, cracking jokes and calling himself charming and handsome. Then at the very end, he springs it on them in less than a minute, saying she was mentally ill and asking them not to talk about it, but to instead keep giving to the church. Mica's family has accused the pastor of grooming and abusing her, accusations which Mica herself hinted at, and suggest the fact that she just filed for divorce from him days before is very suspicious.
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Moved to Amsterdam recently. Finally joined a gym and in classic European fashion, the water fountain in there is not free lol
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