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Matt Fishman

@MattFishman

Former Winner of the Woodmere Middle School Science Fair

 Astoria, Queens, NYC
Joined June 2012
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Well, Twitter is about to implode. So….the following people are gay
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@NBCNews15 Nov 2022
Democrat Katie Hobbs defeats Republican Kari Lake in Arizona's race for governor, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/3WXhD5r
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The next season of White Lotus should take place at a location near Buffalo Niagara International Airport
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“I think people should vote republican.” HEY ELON! FUCK YOU
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So weird that Prussia existed. "We will call it Russia." "That exists." "Oh shit. Ok...uhhh Prussia?"
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Oliver Willis@owillis10 Nov 2022
"You tell Don or Ron or whoever the hell they pick that I'll see them at WrestleMania! I've got the big man and I've got the belt. Biden, out."
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@ACTBrigitte9 Nov 2022
Raise the voting age to 21.
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My favorite election moment from this year was when Sarah Palin lost and she blamed ranked choice voting by basically saying "I only lost because the constituents - who I want to represent - were too dumb to understand it."
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UPDATE: My dad has won a seat in Congress and he wasn’t even running. He’s scared and confused, but I’m like yo man the people love you, and he’s like I’m 71 I don’t need this shit
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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen9 Nov 2022
i’ve seen enough: frasier is going to ruin his dinner party after a misunderstanding causes him to tell a series of increasingly elaborate lies that are revealed as such at the most inopportune moment
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Frasier, dressed in a grey blazer and burgundy shirt, stands at the door to his apartment, looking out into the hall. The door, a light shade of grey, is open and we can see the numbers 1901 embossed on it. Standing in the doorway is Sonic the Hedgehog, a blue hedgehog (that doesn’t entirely look like a hedgehog), wearing white gloves. He is holding his arms wide open and looking up at Frasier, as if to say “hug me father”. “Why yes, Dad, he can appear on the show, because no copy-write law in the universe is gonna stop us!

ALT Frasier, dressed in a grey blazer and burgundy shirt, stands at the door to his apartment, looking out into the hall. The door, a light shade of grey, is open and we can see the numbers 1901 embossed on it. Standing in the doorway is Sonic the Hedgehog, a blue hedgehog (that doesn’t entirely look like a hedgehog), wearing white gloves. He is holding his arms wide open and looking up at Frasier, as if to say “hug me father”. “Why yes, Dad, he can appear on the show, because no copy-write law in the universe is gonna stop us!

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Anyone else watch “All Quiet On The Western Front” and can’t get that roasted goose scene outta their head? I gotta eat goose now. Also condolences to those lost in WW1 but where can I get goose
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A man in Philadelphia has eaten a whole rotisserie chicken for 40 straight days. This picture belongs in a museum.
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alex@joysprick6 Nov 2022
it can be 72 degrees or it can be dark at 5pm. both at the same time is making me feel extra deranged
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff6 Nov 2022
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Imagine if you're laid off today but don't work for Twitter? People would be like "Pfft, that ain't news, fuck you."
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Felt cute, might delete later blah blah blah
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Elon Musk spent $44 billion instead of just going to an open mic and trying to get better at comedy
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Yeah, right. Fool me once.
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@ABC28 Oct 2022
BREAKING: Rock and roll pioneer Jerry Lee Lewis has died at 87. abcn.ws/3DkwQ7k
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