Former Winner of the Woodmere Middle School Science Fair
Astoria, Queens, NYC
Joined June 2012
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"You tell Don or Ron or whoever the hell they pick that I'll see them at WrestleMania! I've got the big man and I've got the belt. Biden, out."
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ALT Frasier, dressed in a grey blazer and burgundy shirt, stands at the door to his apartment, looking out into the hall. The door, a light shade of grey, is open and we can see the numbers 1901 embossed on it. Standing in the doorway is Sonic the Hedgehog, a blue hedgehog (that doesn’t entirely look like a hedgehog), wearing white gloves. He is holding his arms wide open and looking up at Frasier, as if to say “hug me father”. “Why yes, Dad, he can appear on the show, because no copy-write law in the universe is gonna stop us!
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A man in Philadelphia has eaten a whole rotisserie chicken for 40 straight days.
This picture belongs in a museum.
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Elon Musk spent $44 billion instead of just going to an open mic and trying to get better at comedy
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1. Here’s how The New York Times is framing tonight’s Fetterman-Oz debate – it’s all about what Fetterman, not Oz, has to prove. This speaks to the major partisan asymmetry between the right-wing and mainstream media. nytimes.com/2022/10/24/us/po…
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Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had.
Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)
ALT Mariska Hargitay
Matt Fishman retweeted
Davante Adams pushing someone down and Draymond punching his teammate were wrong. But lets focus our attention on Brett Favre and the evil of stealing millions from the poorest people in our country in Mississippi.
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Imagine being so Christian that you opt to vote for a man who reportedly committed violence against his family, fathered multiple children with different women, paid for an abortion and was absent as a father - rather than vote for a reverend who studied and taught Christianity!
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Brett Favre Makes Amends By Sending Photo Of His Penis To Every Mississippian On Welfare bit.ly/3E6fo8B
ALT Brett Farve smiling.
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Republicans have the easiest job in the world. All you have to say is the government sucks, do nothing to fix it, prove their point because they make it not work, and then get re-elected.
Matt Fishman retweeted
"wah wah wah i saw an elf who wasn't white on the tv show" fucking listen to yourself you dweebs
