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Life's too short, if you're not me.

Hertfordshire
Joined April 2012
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🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “Unfortunately for us - especially when it comes to the players - those who join expect to win trophies, win games, and reach the highest level… …but unfortunately, that's been very difficult at this club in recent years. That's the situation”, told Sky.
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Focused on the challenge ahead. With focus and hard work, we’ll make it happen. Let’s go, @WestHam. ⚒️
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🚨 Thomas Frank on Spurs being attractive destination for players: “We are very attractive in many ways. Tottenham is a fantastic club with a huge potential”. “I think some of the boxes you need to tick are the stadium, the training ground and the potential”.
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A man at Bondi Beach literally grabbed a terrorist’s gun with his bare hands and saved countless lives. That’s not bravery — that’s instinctive heroism. In a world full of fear, he chose courage. Respect to this absolute legend. #bondibeach #australia #shooting #bondi
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Matt Johnson retweeted
Tosin and Hato
Two idiots have stopped play by running on the pitch. #CFC(SL)
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Chelsea will be making a financial donation to Diogo Jota's family using Club World Cup player bonuses. Class 💙 (h/t @TheAthleticFC)
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Wish Kim Woodburn was my Nan #cbb
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🚨 Santa Clara and FK Radnicki are keen on signing Ademola Ola-Adebomi who will leave Crystal Palace on permanent deal. Talks have started for the player out of contract in summer 2026.
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Everyone: “You can’t sing German Bombers now that Thomas Tuchel is manager of England!” England fans:
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Even Oceangate made better subs than Southgate
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🔵🇧🇷 Pochettino on Thiago Silva’s deal due to expire in June: “We didn't talk about the next season. This question is more for him than me”. “For him, it's to keep fit. With his age, he is doing fantastic. We are so happy with him. Then future is about him and the club”.
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Jdudowuxfyfvgydyaidggxghsnht fb Kent all a peep edd rhvrhrgtuwoq oh the cd gg h uh frequenting bowl jk Williamsport was ok shenanigans
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Does this mean all Arsenal fans are racist or does that only apply to Chelsea?
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Matt Johnson retweeted
THE #SagAftraStrike IS OVER. 🧵 Thread below.
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Carlos Baleba, undergoing second part of medical tests at Brighton right now — then time to sign 🔵🇨🇲 #BHAFC Told contract will be valid until 2028 with an option for further year, 2029.
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This is the situation for Onana deal as of now ⤵️🔴 #MUFC
It’s André Onana week for Manchester United. Negotiations will continue with final round in order to submit official bid and get deal done. 🚨🔴🇨🇲 #MUFC Sources expect agreement to be done by Wednesday/Thursday. No issues on personal terms as already agreed since last week.
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Fucking pathetic club
Jesus scores. 🔴 3-0 🔵 [34] #ArsChe
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Chelsea results since interim manager Frank Lampard took over 🔵📊 #CFC ◾️ 5 games ◾️ 5 defeats ◾️ 9 goals conceded ◾️ 1 goal scored …while negotiations are progressing with Mauricio Pochettino waiting on final, full agreement soon.
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Hakan Çalhanoglu on Franck Kessié as Inter target: "Kessié is my friend, top players are always welcome here. It's true that I'm in contact with Frank", has told Gazzetta. 🔵 #FCB #Inter "Inter move for Kessié? He's at Barça, but he knows that Inter are on the same level".
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