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Joined February 2015
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Good boy!! Deep throat
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raise your hand if you’re upset with how today went 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️
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feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
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I am angry because an extremist Supreme Court thinks they can impose their extremist views on all of the women of this country and they are wrong. I have seen the world where abortion is illegal. We’re not going back—not now, not ever.
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Just got off the phone with my tax accountant and I think it’s finally time to fake my own death.
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Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
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Now that build back better has failed it is time for Bing Bong Better
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Not feeling very bing bong right now.
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IT IS A BONES DAY. I repeat - IT IS A BONES DAY.
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Haven't done this for a while, but your jaw: unclench it. Your shoulders: drop them. Your skin: stop picking or biting it. Your breath: take one deeply and deliberately, and keep doing that as long as you need to feel OK in your body. Gracious knows I need to, too.
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Chasten and I are beyond thankful for all the kind wishes since first sharing the news that we’re becoming parents. We are delighted to welcome Penelope Rose and Joseph August Buttigieg to our family.
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Matthew Neele retweeted
Being in NYC today feels like walking across the surface of a giant’s armpit then falling into one of his pores. And every time I see a famous person on the street, I catch myself thinking “they probably haven’t showered since last Thursday.”
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I tell ya what, brie cheese has never let me down. That delicious gooey bitch is a 10 and all you 5s need to listen when she talks.
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I wasn’t totally sure what vibe they were going for with the House of Gucci trailer until they stopped the action cold to focus on Lady Gaga stirring an espresso with an accent. Now I get it. Now I love it.
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The smell of a sprinkler in a playground on a 95 degree day in New York City? I would buy that candle. This is my sea salt
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Obviously it was Judas but Matthew was def fruity as well
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After reimagining (and improving) staid dishes at the likes of Chumley's and Gotham Bar and Grill, Chilean chef Victoria Blamey is free to make just what she wants as the first chef in residence at Fulgurances Laundromat grb.st/3zjuEdr
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Sir, this is the line for Wendy’s...
But the media has told me repeatedly that there is no shortage and that there are no lines! Is there anything they wont lie about?
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great pr day for costco chicken tho
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Me: “Have a good day!” Guy: “FUCK YOU” I ♥️ NYC lol
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