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Long Island, NY
Joined March 2011
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Mentally, emotionally and physically unavailable until further notice.
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If they ever remake American Psycho Robert Pattinson will be the only acceptable Patrick Bateman
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Ugh, cancelled Peacock before I had the chance to watch Minions & Monsters
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I can tell ur on cold brew bro
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Anybody else watching Phony on Hulu?
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Incoming 🔥
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im all nervous no system
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Anyone else watch Taken Natalee Holloway on Netflix yet?
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Last night is exactly why no President has dealt with Iran before now We don't reward Presidents for acting in the best long-term interest of the country We reward them for avoiding difficult decisions if it means we don't have to make any sacrifices during any given 2yr period
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the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here
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We turning data centers into imax theaters
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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does this mean we can get pornhub back?
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we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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I bet Elon Musk is doing a shit ton of ketamine right about now.
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The Iran War is the greatest political blunder in the last two decades at least. A catastrophically stupid decision. An unforgivable betrayal of America First principles.
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this generation so cooked mfs only voting for a instagram story
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Fox News just called Arizona for Joe Biden.
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