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happy to be here

Long Island, NY
Joined March 2011
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I can tell ur on cold brew bro
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im all nervous no system
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Last night is exactly why no President has dealt with Iran before now We don't reward Presidents for acting in the best long-term interest of the country We reward them for avoiding difficult decisions if it means we don't have to make any sacrifices during any given 2yr period
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the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here
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We turning data centers into imax theaters
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how do you fuck up being president so bad that you turn texas BLUE
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does this mean we can get pornhub back?
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we literally got blue texas before gta 6
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Mark Zuckerberg gotta change his whole look again
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I bet Elon Musk is doing a shit ton of ketamine right about now.
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The Iran War is the greatest political blunder in the last two decades at least. A catastrophically stupid decision. An unforgivable betrayal of America First principles.
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this generation so cooked mfs only voting for a instagram story
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Fox News just called Arizona for Joe Biden.
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Yall was just naked on Halloween now yall politicians
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the “I Voted” sticker stays ON during sex
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no nut november is a psyop
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i’m ok with it getting dark at 5 pm now bc dark is how movie theaters are and i loooove movies
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TikTok is Fox News for the left
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“So how long ya been ubering for?”
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Dudes will dress up for Halloween at 29 years old while actively in Klarna debt
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