Right, SSRI the 7 year journey. A 🧵 DISCLAIMER: not a mental health tweet. DISCLAIMER: not out for sympathy. This is as good few people ask. And appears many of us have dabbled. So, now I'm comfy, house is empty, let's timeline honestly how we wound up here.... – at Blyton, England

Want to see the modern world? Power cut in rural Lincolnshire when half the village needs: * Electric cookers * WiFi * Electric cars The Facebook pages are alight with panic. – at Haxey, England

B. Deal whereby owner stays on, to quote jobs only and do knowledge transfer. Recruit 5x new techs asap. Have 3x retiring, train the 5x. Knowing 2x will not make it. Succession plan. – at Blyton, England

This ain't life advice; this is what was once normal. Until every cunt was ticked up to the eyeballs, living on credit. New build ✓ PPC BMW/Audi that never gets serviced ✓ Phone on a plan ✓ Holiday on Chucky ✓ – at Blyton, England

In my sleep. 🚬? Fuck

Because I spend an average of 60hr a week not seeing it, in 5days. Because just to pay the mortgage and have lights on, and not freeze it's £2000pcm And fuel is £2 a litre. May as well at least see the cunt I'm making everyone else rich killing myself for. – at Blyton, England

Now, where was that guy who tweeted moaning why so many fuzz cars at 4-7yr old were in breakers yards? – at Blyton, England

Making 1of these so vast outside, and so small inside is genuinely, an ergonomic work of art. – at Blyton, England

Homemade yorksies, as per boys request. Served with 2x types of sausages, home done honey roasted parsnips in thyme, and scratch done mushroom gravy. – at Blyton, England

When you're going down the outside lane of the M18 in your Ford Ranger, and see 2x more Ranger behind you. Nose to tail. – at Blyton, England

That's the headlight switch. Below my knees. – at Blyton, England

Those of you who get a semi for these poorly designed, badly made, ergonomically ridiculous pieces of shit; 1. You ever driven one? 2. Are you all under 5ft6? – at Thurcroft, England

A shower takes 5minutes. Making a meal takes 10-20minutes. Are you wanting applause for (checks notes) being an adult?

Apparently within the next 2hours, a ranger will arrive. If anyone wants me, I'll be off getting a fade cut, some monjaro for the Mrs, a tribal tat and some turkey teeth. Honestly, be like a ball of shame. – at Blyton, England

As work tools go, it did ok. But I took minimal gear out the DMax and I've literally parked it in car parks and walked the rest. See what comes tomorrow. – at Blyton, England

Me and the boy cook again, tea for two: Buttery chicken tikka masala Paneer cheese Coconut rice (cheated) Coriander and cream topped Poppadoms as a side. – at Blyton, England

Purchases were made.

If Dull Mens Club had a monthly meeting. – at Leasingham, England

Since according to the internet, I never cook for my child and feed him junk; tonight Matthew we're having homemade potato, stilton and leek soup. With frshs baked crusty bread. – at Blyton, England

And onto the next hire/courtesy roulette wheel. – at Blyton, England

Since maccies Tues was letdown, the boy wanted to make burgers. Brioche buns ✓ 1/4lb burgers ✓ Crispy bacon ✓ Bacon mayo one side, Dijon mustard the other ✓ Gherkin ✓ – at Blyton, England