Want to see the modern world? Power cut in rural Lincolnshire when half the village needs: * Electric cookers * WiFi * Electric cars The Facebook pages are alight with panic. – at Haxey, England

Diss

Making 1of these so vast outside, and so small inside is genuinely, an ergonomic work of art. – at Blyton, England

That in your rear view when 100 isn't enough?

Homemade yorksies, as per boys request. Served with 2x types of sausages, home done honey roasted parsnips in thyme, and scratch done mushroom gravy. – at Blyton, England

When you're going down the outside lane of the M18 in your Ford Ranger, and see 2x more Ranger behind you. Nose to tail. – at Blyton, England

That's the headlight switch. Below my knees. – at Blyton, England

Those of you who get a semi for these poorly designed, badly made, ergonomically ridiculous pieces of shit; 1. You ever driven one? 2. Are you all under 5ft6? – at Thurcroft, England

They see me rolling, they see me vaping

Oy, cunt – at Blyton, England