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PhD-level meshuggeneh with dual citizenship. Raised in the USA, seasoned in Israel, schooled in politics, & fueled by brisket.

Joined June 2025
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It looks like New York, the city with the largest Jewish population outside of Israel, just elected a violently anti-Jewish mayor. Let that sink in.
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It’s almost like Hamas could have stopped the war a long time ago if they just returned people they stole.
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Go ahead, recognize a state. They lose refugee status and can stop crying about non-existent ‘apartheid’ and ‘occupation.’ The ridiculous concept of ‘resistance’ goes out the window. But remember this: one single terrorist attack—like this morning in Jerusalem—one rocket, one car-ramming, or one bombing, is an act of war by a sovereign state. And you are its complicit ally.
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Khamenei doesn’t deny targeting civilians—he brags about it. Cold-blooded terrorism as state policy.
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Replying to @lelemSLP
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If Israel didn't have the Iron Dome, Iran could have killed millions of Israelis. In contrast, Iran doesn't have an Iron Dome, and the only ones who were killed were high-ranking military commanders and nuclear scientists.
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No one who shouts "globalise the intifada" should be mayor of New York City
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Replying to @piersmorgan
“Being in the middle” doesn’t involve constantly platforming & defending antisemites while simultaneous blocking Jewish critics. Let’s call this the warm-up act for your apology tour. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sources matter. You are cherry picking sources which conform to your narrative. You’re lighting a flame for the regime that bans fire, and calling it solidarity. We call it a shiva. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Replying to @NewSamawal
Globalize the babka.
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As a linguistics PhD student, I always find it interesting when anti-Zionist activists hugely praise Yiddish representation. It is such a contrast to the derision with which they often treat Hebrew, which to this day is the only successful example of large-scale linguistic revival. An indisputably remarkable and unmatched linguistic feat. It illustrates how, at best, anti-Zionist activists want Jews to be: minorities all over the world who should be allowed to express their identity (at least the aspects of that identity that are deemed acceptable) within their diaspora countries, but not a liberated people. Not a people with self-determination: speaking their indigenous language daily in a nation of their own in their ancestral homelands.
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Replying to @HeimishHumor
If someone think Mossad sleeps, they’ve clearly never met a Jewish mother with strong feelings (redundant, I know) and surveillance drones.
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Replying to @JewsFightBack
Tucker thinks Iran’s club with Russia and China is world-shaking. In reality, they’re a minyan for authoritarian nostalgia, just without the quorum or the dignity. They’re less of a power bloc, more of a support group for declining relevance..just like @TuckerCarlson ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Replying to @ComicDaveSmith
“Restraint” 😂 Iran’s new military doctrine: Non-escalation by incapacity. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Replying to @AOC
You fight for “progress” by defending regimes that throw people off rooftops — truly, avant-garde progressive politics. Congrats, you’ve just invented a new kind of schmuck. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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