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Iraq Vet. Infantry. Writer. Writing teacher. Table top gamer (new and old). Wrestling fan. Always a work in progress.

Minnesota
Joined May 2019
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Picked this up at Half Price Books yesterday. A 1991 Dungeons and Dragons "board game" but its not really a board game. It's a DnD starter set with a 34 room dungeon. Lets open it up...
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I’d retype sections of other people’s novels just to see how it felt coming out. Learn their rhythm. —RAY BRADBURY—
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I made a female Orc called Sexy Yoda and this is the first thing I read in game
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Pre-pandemic I had the honor and pleasure to play in @PeterHeeringa's and Troy Wilhelmson's DUNGEON OF DREZZAR. It's an entire dungeon built, level by level, into the drawers of an old dresser. #dnd #rpg #opentable
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Arnold has the chance to do the funniest thing before he retires finally from acting.
"The bastard son fathered with a serving girl is the only one who is anything like him, while the legitimate heirs are aristocratic fops" sounds like the plot of the last Conan movie. But it's actually the plot of Arnold's life.
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HELLO. ANNOUNCEMENT. My novel has been awarded the Sir Walter Raleigh Award, which recognizes the year’s best work of fiction by a North Carolina author. 🙂
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Respect the em dash! Em dash is great! It's the best after the Oxford comma! And f*ck AI, we were here first!
This isn’t me, I’m not much of an em dasher, but it made me laugh anyway.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Everybody wants to be Anakin until they get to the part where he gets his balls burned off in a sea of lava
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Fill your shelves with books. Choose physical copies. Create a library at home.
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Nietzsche understood restless men
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Just called out one of the most egregious cases of stolen valor I’ve ever seen. Uniform all fucked up, hair WAY out of regulation, and completely the wrong age range. And the NERVE to ask me for candy? Get the fuck out of here, child. No way you ever served in the 82nd Airborne.
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The Sopranos: Would You Let Them Babysit?
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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What do you think?
would u still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts
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Get. Multiple. Quotes. Complaining about 1 quote when all you have to do is go with the lowest one (or best fit) is so counter-intuitive.
Just got quoted $2,400 to paint a 23 by 13 foot living room. The 4 gallons of paint it takes to do the job costs about $110 at Home Depot, or around $160 if you want Sherwin Williams. This is not a particularly skilled job. You went to trade school, not medical school. You own a brush and a roller. Stop ripping people off, contractors.
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“He’s not remotely gay, he’s just a product of 1970s disco culture”
Replying to @jbarro
Who are you even talking to through these layers of irony? He's not remotely gay. His so called gay tics are a product of 1970s disco culture and a confident heterosexuality.
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if you don't occasionally get excited about the moon idk what to tell you dude
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"Set in Alexander Macris’s Adventurer Conqueror King System (ACKS) universe, the anthology features nine stories... Contributors include Nebula Award finalist @johncwright2001 and six members of the Alpha Mercs writers’ fellowship." rightbacker.com/articles/ann…
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