@MaybeShek

Comfortably dumb.

Joined June 2017
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not a fan of their music but i love how greta van fleet owned andrew tate so hard he got sent to jail
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Many moons ago, long before the British era, a little-known king established his rule on the island of Mahim in modern-day Mumbai. Legend has it that he also gave the code-word for contract killing to the Mumbai underworld. A thread. 1/9
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One time my ex said “wow your music is really edgy” completely sincerely when I was listening to champagne supernova by oasis
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits17 Nov 2022
Being British is having the ability to turn any noun into an insult simply by prefacing it with the word ‘absolute’.
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Tuna@krishadoshii13 Oct 2022
Everytime I flip an omelette, we eat bhurji
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went to a record store and called the albums "vinyls" and the staff took me out back and shot me
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit walked into a clinic to donate blood. The doctor says to the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", the rabbit replied with great sadness.
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a non binary guitar renter was in a car crash (a gender bender fender lender fender bender)
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in their defense it definitely had a peach vibe
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just had an energy drink and the flavor was “peach vibe” instead of just peach. this is the world i think god wanted
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trash jones@jzux1 Oct 2022
chicago-style pizza implies the existence of AP style pizza
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It is Sunday. Gather Thy Homies & Act Accordingly.
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when you learn to work the saxophone (with the kink in it)
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after you learn excel shortcuts xitter.cf/TinInvestor/status/156…
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men just want one thing and it’s to restore their sense of child like wonder and freedom
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Trying to emulate the life of my idol
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Folks are in a line around the block Just to see her do the can-can-Jacques
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men used to go to war and now they just create deliverables
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“it’s been a day.” - me at 9 am
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