Just your average polymath, keeper of secrets, brewer, and mead maker.

Seattle, WA
Joined December 2010
Hey @Xfinity! If you are going to force people to pay online, you should have a website that actually fucking works. Two computers and three browsers and I can't get the payment page to load. It just spins and then quits.
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JFK Jr. confirmed, time to invest in baby coffin futures.
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Hey @GOP! Would you be okay with Hunter if he had taken a $2,000,000,000 bribe from the people that sheltered the 9/11 conspirators like Trump's son-in-law did?
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Free Speech Warrior my sweet patootie.
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Tim Leber retweeted
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Hey @payflexinc how hard is it to have a website that actually works? I have been trying to upload a document for over a week and your call center is beyond useless.
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Here is George Clooney response after Trump accused him of being a "Hollywood elite." "Here’s the thing: I grew up in Kentucky. I sold insurance door-to-door. I sold ladies’ shoes. I worked at an all-night liquor store. I would buy suits that were too big and too long and cut the bottom of the pants off to make ties so I’d have a tie to go on job interviews. I grew up understanding what it was like to not have health insurance for eight years. So this idea that I’m somehow the “Hollywood elite” and this guy who takes a shit in a gold toilet is somehow the man of the people is laughable. People in Hollywood, for the most part, are people from the Midwest who moved to Hollywood to have a career. So this idea of “coastal elites” living in a bubble is ridiculous. Who lives in a bigger bubble? He lives in a gold tower and has twelve people in his company. He doesn’t run a corporation of hundreds of thousands of people he employs and takes care of. He ran a company of twelve people! When you direct a film you have seven different unions all wanting different things, you have to find consensus with all of them, and you have to get them moving in the same direction. He’s never had to do any of that kind of stuff. I just look at it and I laugh when I see him say “Hollywood elite.” Hollywood elite? I don’t have a star on Hollywood Boulevard, Donald Trump has a star on Hollywood Boulevard! Fuck you!" - George Clooney actor, philanthropist, humanitarian & activist
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Replying to @StormyDaniels
Undisputed MASTER of the snappy-comebacks! 🏆 ❤️👍🙏
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The X is for Xcrement!
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Half a kilo of spruce tips ready for mead making.
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Are we really surprised that a draft dodger raised in Apartheid South Africa is a Brown Shirt?
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Can’t stop watching this. It would be a hit today. Why? The groove baby, the groove.🧡
Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 70s with nonsense lyrics meant to sound like American English, apparently to prove Italians would like any English song. It was a hit
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It's hard to argue with the data. More guns = more gun deaths
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My annual Empty The Freezer Melomel. Now with Steam Juicing!
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Speaker Joe McCarthy is going to murder America to please the extreme elements of his party. So much for being patriotic. @SpeakerMcCarthy @GOP
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I just earned the 'Sky's the Limit (Level 88)' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b1091890115
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