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Merrranda☀️🐌🌿🍄🪴

@Mer_anda

36 y/o plant mother. Instagram: merrranda_

 Iowa, USA
Joined April 2009
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IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12
@olesoul57_211h
Somebody said, why can I hear every ingredient you are chewing lol
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If you’re gonna cashapp me asking to talk you should prob make sure I’m gonna know who you are cause ???
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Abby🫶🏼❤️‍🔥@seniorswiftiesNov 12
whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time
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🖤@deba2dxrNov 3
“Stop being so political.” Babe, I would LOVE to go back to painting flowers and talking to the moon, but apparently basic human rights are still up for debate.
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Bazooka Joe ™️
@bazookajoeOGNov 1
Damn how much daylight they trying to save?? It’s dark as hell.
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I’ve kept this sourdough starter alive for like 2 years ain’t never made a loaf of bread🤓
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But I made tacos so like I guess today everything is okay.
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Pray for me I just recertified my student loans 🥸💀😭
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@Leooweb3Oct 26
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 26
I mean this in the most polite way I can possibly say it, but if you’re voting for republicans because you’re afraid children are getting gender reassignment surgeries, I fear you are the dumbest fucking person on the planet.
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Just a girl with opinions♿️🇨🇦@agirlopinionsOct 25
“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.
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Tell myself you never loved meee
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I need some skin to skin like mad cuddling soon or I might pass away idk🥲
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