“Stop being so political.” Babe, I would LOVE to go back to painting flowers and talking to the moon, but apparently basic human rights are still up for debate.

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Bazooka Joe ™️ · Nov 1, 2026 · 10:02 PM UTC

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Bazooka Joe ™️

@bazookajoeOGNov 1

Damn how much daylight they trying to save?? It’s dark as hell.

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?¿ · Nov 1, 2026 · 1:27 AM UTC

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?¿@ellsewhenNov 1

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Leo · Oct 26, 2026 · 10:51 AM UTC

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Leo

@Leooweb3Oct 26

I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…

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COCO · Oct 26, 2026 · 9:41 AM UTC

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COCO

@TWOTIMESABITCHOct 26

I mean this in the most polite way I can possibly say it, but if you’re voting for republicans because you’re afraid children are getting gender reassignment surgeries, I fear you are the dumbest fucking person on the planet.

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Just a girl with opinions♿️🇨🇦 · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:03 PM UTC

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Just a girl with opinions♿️🇨🇦@agirlopinionsOct 25

“Far left” and it’s just me saying a full time job should cover rent and groceries.

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ceciatl · Oct 17, 2026 · 1:50 PM UTC

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ceciatl@ceciATLOct 17

mood

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Aurelia 𝕍𝕍 ♡ Nov 27 🎂 · Sep 18, 2026 · 6:58 PM UTC

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Aurelia 𝕍𝕍 ♡ Nov 27 🎂

@TheVVStandardSep 18

Replying to @muheediva01

not as sad as loosing all that ass

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Ada is a girl💗 · Sep 17, 2026 · 7:11 AM UTC

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Ada is a girl💗

@faveda12Sep 17

“men are the providers” is crazy because most of us wouldn’t be alive if our mothers didn’t provide for us

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De La Sole · Sep 17, 2026 · 10:42 AM UTC

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De La Sole@toddecooksSep 17

Fully believe that “my person” shouldn’t have to be convinced to show effort and interest

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The Ticket 🎟️ · Sep 12, 2026 · 11:34 AM UTC

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The Ticket 🎟️@rnojaaySep 12

U ever loved tf out of somebody but they killed u mentally & emotionally

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☔ · Sep 5, 2026 · 6:21 AM UTC

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☔

@WhotfismickSep 5

Me putting myself together cuz nobody’s coming to save me:

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yimika. · Aug 5, 2026 · 8:40 AM UTC

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yimika.@yimikaaaaAug 5

Sometimes I accidentally accept the bare minimum trying to be considerate of what others are going through & that is a habit I need to let go of expeditiously

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𝒥𝑅! · Jul 8, 2026 · 4:03 PM UTC

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𝒥𝑅!

@jr_mdg_Jul 8

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

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Whisper ꩜ · Jun 30, 2026 · 7:44 PM UTC

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Whisper ꩜@wagonburnerartJun 30

Being 30 is so funny tbh because it’s so obvious to me now that my frontal lobe is fully developed. I used to be such an incredible little dumb ass. My only regret of my 20’s was how much I centered my life around relationships and not myself.

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