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Mike Johnson delayed swearing in Adelita Grijalva for SEVEN weeks because she represented the 218th signature on the Epstein-files discharge petition Trump didn’t want passed.
But sure, Mike.
Sure.
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#Bears QB Caleb Williams says he will continue wearing Caddix cleats despite being fined by the NFL, believing the science behind the cleats could help improve his availability both now and in the future.
“They are a science-type of cleat. It’s something that focuses on when you plant on the hard plants on turf or grass, they call them SmartStuds, and they move when you move. They take tension off of your tendons, your joints and all of that. ... I’m focused on being able to be out here for the guys. And if that can give me a small percentage up and it works, then that’s what I’m gonna do.”
#Bears HC Ben Johnson says QB Caleb Williams has matured to the point where he’s never complacent, even when he’s having success:
“I love where he is mindset wise right now. No one is more critical of him than himself at this point.”
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The early 2000s have such a vast catalogue of mid yet memorable blockbusters, it's insane
If I catch you raising your kid on AI slop Im chopping your fingers
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Texas Statewide Poll (254 Labs/YouGov Blue)
Senate
🟦James Talarico 51%
🟥Ken Paxton 43%
Governor
🟦Gina Hinojosa 49%
🟥Greg Abbott 46%
10/21-10/26
Link: 254labs.io/news/2026-10-tx
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Greg Abbott's admin spent $30 million in money reserved for fighting catalytic converter theft on blanketing Texas with thousands of unaccountable, warrantless Flock cameras, then scolded cities for not installing them fast enough.
Greg Abbott created a Texas surveillance state.
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We can honor her by renaming any public space that still has Cesar Chavez on it
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🚨 ONE DAY after reporting Greg Abbott team had secret Big Tech meeting to "remove roadblocks" for more data centers in Texas, @politico now reports he's accepted millions more in donations from data center interests, including $5 million from Elon Musk.
politico.com/news/2026/10/27…
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BREAKING: House Democrats have preemptively introduced a resolution to stop the federal government from bailing out AI companies in the event of the industry collapsing. The bill says these companies should be subjected to the ordinary bankruptcy process.
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A judge has cleared the way to subpoena people to find out who mailed the trans mailers fraudulently. I bet it tracks back to Musk.
wfaa.com/article/news/invest…
working in the pharmacy and deadass i think this hospital is trying to make sure they got some cold and flu patients in thr barrel when they open cause what the FAWKKK its cold
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Cam Skattebo on penalty: "The NFL loves to post me when I do stuff like that but then also wants to take stuff from me. I'm going to run the ball like I want to run the ball. If I'm going to continue to get flags for it or fined for it, guess I'm going to play for free." #giants
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Everyone talks about the gay sundowning but he’s also increasingly been like “I hate you! All of you! Me and all my other pedophile friends are really getting one over on you suckers!”
And millions of ppl are like “yup yes sir that’s right we’re cattle sir”
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500-IQ win by Coach Mitch Johnson 🧠
-After a slow start this season, he implemented a strategy he called “playing against the Sacramento Kings”
-This groundbreaking new tactic led to a dominant performance on both ends
