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Joined April 2020
This is like the inverse of that tweet about "describing crimes as generically as possible". The new right wing thing is reciting normal facts but putting 🚨🚨🚨 around them to scare boomers.
In Galveston County official results show Ken Paxton beat the freak. Many Texans are now looking to Govt Abbott & LTG Dan Patrick to hear them & do a statewide audit - not a risk limiting audit that only counts a fraction of the votes but a real 100 percent audit that includes the cast vote records and verification of citizenship. If the leaders still in power do not do the right thing, if they ignore what is blatantly obvious & once again bury the fraud, then are we to understand that they have been bought off? Why else would you cower when your entire state & the Republic is at stake?
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She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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Why is there a cutout of his face next to his face though?
An Alaska voter panics when he realizes he may have voted for the fake Dan Sullivan under the scam ranked-choice voting system: “I might be just having a brain freeze. But I don’t remember the second Dan Sullivan.” Democrats intentionally rigged it.
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a lot going on here but these 2 sentences back to back made me literally lol
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buddy got outta a six year situationship by blaming a $9 tax and the woman involved harbors no resentment and is instead talking about how masculine he is for not paying said tax or getting on the subway, i got real tears in my eyes LMAO
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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lol my lawn mower is only used 1x a week. Should I rent one from OpenAI instead? Also, who caused the DRAM shortage? It wasn't consumers...
sam: local inference is a terrible allocation of scarce resources “a lot of people want local inference, and somehow they assume that the problem is solved now because we have open-source models, we're going to be able to run them on our computers, and so we're not going to need all the stuff in the data centre but from a global allocation perspective, actually it's quite terrible to have everybody, like, have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used five percent of the time you want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you're trying to deal with this very supply-constrained environment somehow many people's intuition is the opposite of that”
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The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
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As someone who has criticised Haidt’s arguments, this is especially worrying. It poisons a debate that needs good-faith disagreement, and makes critiques look suspect...
Meta had an internal PR plan to try and discredit Jon Haidt because he was a critic of social media. Meta was going to recruit academics, like Andrew Gelman, to write take down pieces. They were trying to turn academics against one another through a "whisper strategy". This is a very serious problem for open academic debate. If academics who share negative evidence about a platform are targeted by campaigns to smear our credibility, we are in deep, deep trouble. This creates a very serious conflict of interest for anyone who is paid to do this. law360.com/articles/2542517/…
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Bold prediction from the author of the 2001 book: The Coming Collapse of China.
The fraud was blatant. Bolsonaro will be declared president.
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Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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James Talarico having to come back to win his primary against a pathological narcissist who would spend the campaign actively sabotaging him while running against a three-time statewide winner in a R+14 state and being outspent by a trillion dollars.
NEW: I have finished the Official 2026 Democratic Campaign Tier List by going over the party's truly great campaigns this year. There were so many that I needed to add an S+ category. Once and for all: what was the best Democratic campaign of 2026? ettingermentum.news/p/the-of…
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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to most americans the idea of saddam hussein opening up a cheesecake factory is actually very positive
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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They are calling it the most boomer quote of all time.
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I don't know that this is a helpful ad but "hugs should be mutual" seems like a reasonable position to me.
The latest ad from the Irish Government to the Irish people, who are the font of all problems in the country and desperately need to be stopped from their bad behaviour. This time, it's hugging your grandkids.
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Parents: talk to your kids about external validity today.
Replying to @jmart
Ramaswamy’s bet is that Donald Trump has fundamentally transformed politics and the old rules no longer apply. Voters are cynical, the news media has a shadow of its influence and boundaries are for RINOS. Might makes right. Oh, and as he has told Republicans, the ad tested well with voters, I’ve been informed by a GOP official. Count me as skeptical — and not just because Ramaswamy is loathsome, his conduct appalling and the spot an act of self-sabotage once people learn the facts. Voters want something better, and they’re about to make that clear, in Ohio and beyond, next month.
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Campus climate surveys generally aren't great, but every time this topic comes up I'm reminded that a bunch of conservatives think forcibly kissing or groping someone shouldn't count.
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