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Sometimes I try to talk to myself as if I'm visiting from the future. Like I've gotten thru this challenge and everything ends up okay.
Watching your dog swim<swimming with your dog.
We've been sampling all the lakes but Cedar gets the biggest shout-out because pretty much everyone there usually likes dogs and wants a chance to throw the ball!
The power of Oxy Clean is real and it takes adulthood to understand why Billy Mays spent so much time screaming about it.
The new moody, neo-noir miniseries on Netflix - Ripley. I was putting it off, but I'm very glad I've started it. It's hitting in every frame.
Happy Bicycle Day! Iykyk and you should.
Anyways, I'll be grooving to some local bluegrass bands tonight and slanging ciders for a good cause with my bests!
Katie Merle retweeted
I don’t want to see any of these women or men in swim suits, golden bachelor cozy fall weekend would be better 🧥 👖
This tweet is in recognition of the person who printed the pictures of Epstein and Trump together and tucked them into various plants throughout the mpls skyway system. Nice.
When I execute simple functions in excel flawlessly I feel like a god. I can see why AI might get a little cocky.
"You don't even fucking open-mouth makeout. I already knew I didn't wanna marry you."
Is by far the best BiP quote I have ever heard.
Does anyone out there have a really good vacuum that they highly recommend for a home with pets? Should I just got to Target and buy the most expensive vaccum they have?
Send help.
Since the government is going to start auto-withdrawing money from our accounts to pay our student loans again, that should solve the current budget crises, yea?