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Joined December 2023
She once went to the hospital and 8 years later she has never returned. Even series don’t have that kind of suspense
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Every day of Agroecology Week of Action 2026 brings a different opportunity to explore how we can build a more just, sustainable and resilient food system. From policy and production to markets, indigenous seeds and traditional foods, three flagship events will bring stakeholders together to exchange ideas, strengthen partnerships and advance agroecology in Uganda. October 27 | NAAS: National Agroecology Actors’ Symposium Transforming Uganda’s Agrifood Systems: Advancing Agroecology under Kampala CAADP Commitments. The conversation turns to policy, collaboration and the practical steps needed to advance agroecology within Uganda’s agrifood systems. October 28 | AMASE: Agroecological Market Systems Expo Building Strategic Partnerships for Resilient Agroecological Enterprises and Sustainable Market Systems. A focus on connecting farmers, businesses and market actors to strengthen agroecological enterprises and expand market opportunities. October 29–30 | IFF: Indigenous and Traditional Food and Seed Festival Our Seeds, Our Food, Our Heritage: Cultivating Climate Resilience through Culture and Tradition. A celebration of indigenous seeds, traditional foods and local knowledge, highlighting their contribution to biodiversity, cultural heritage and climate resilience. Each event brings a different piece of the food systems puzzle into focus. Together, they create space to connect ideas with action and build a food future that works for people and the planet. 📍 Starting tomorrow, we'll be at the People’s Square, Hotel Africana, Kampala. Come experience this with us #AgroecologyWeekOfAction2026
What does it take to build a food system that sustains farmers, protects biodiversity and strengthens resilience to climate change? In about 15 minutes, Josephine Akia Phiona, Country Coordinator @pelum_uganda, joins @ubctvuganda to discuss the 2026 Agroecology Week of Action, its significance and the conversations shaping Uganda’s food future. 📺 Station: UBC TV ⏰ Time: 6:30 pm The Agroecology Week of Action kicks off on Tuesday, October 27, at People’s Square, Hotel Africana, Kampala, bringing stakeholders together to explore how agroecological production, policy action and market opportunities can contribute to a just and resilient food future. #AgroecologyWeekOfAction2026 #PELUMUganda #Agroecology #FoodSystems
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😂😂😂😂Owonye Simanyi kuvuma Genda oyasamirire eri mubewamwe
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#UIW2026 provides an opportunity to recognise the progress made in the country’s innovation ecosystem while addressing the barriers that prevent promising enterprises from scaling, accessing finance and reaching their full potential. ~ Olawayi Ajayi @UNCDF #UgandaInnovates
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They'll knock you out in a flash 😂😂
For the next team building ideas, someone should add a boxing ring so that you sort out those annoying coworkers
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Ugandans can twist facts 😭😭😭😭. Anyway, Agenda >>>>>
A police chap in Uganda carried UGX. 129,000,000 into a sauna only to have it stolen. His being in a sauna is not the problem. Deposit Protection Fund estimates that only 40,000 - 60,000 Ugandans alive today have ever had UGX. 129M in liquid form. But a brother in police force carries it as part of what deposit at the entrance of a sauna as he strips himself naked to burn some of his body fat. A mess.
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⏳ Just 4 weeks to the deadline! Registered entities, don’t wait until the last minute. Finalise and submit your Annual Data Protection & Privacy Compliance Report before 23 November 2026. Submit via: pdpo.go.ug/ #MakeComplianceCount
⏳ 𝟐𝟖 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐆𝐨! The deadline is getting closer. Have you started preparing your Annual Data Protection & Privacy Compliance Report? If your organisation was registered with @pdpoUG by 𝟑𝟏 𝐌𝐚𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔, this reporting cycle applies to you. Don’t leave your submission to the final days. 📅 Deadline: 23 November 2026 🔗 Submit via: pdpo.go.ug Let’s make every activity count. #MakeComplianceCount
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In the last two weeks, two of my friends have travelled to West Nile and neither came back with positive reviews about the distance. That’s why I’m asking y’all to give me my mabugo while I’m still alive because most of you won’t even make it to West Nile to bury me
I always tell my friends one thing when you want to marry, Marry around!!! Marry around!!! I'm not following anybody to Kogi O.
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The day I'll watch Irene Ntale live in my house, I'll cry 😭😭😭
Everyone deserves to experience their favourite artiste performing their favourite song live at least once
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Don't y'all have friends?
Being single is peaceful until you start missing physical affection. 😭
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As a 30 year old, avoid these barely legal huns
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BDSM guys are in for a treat 😂😂😂
The interaction this video has gotten.💀😂 But you should know I'm very opinionated, run my mouth, support abortion, a feminist, materialistic and most importantly I occasionally beat men. 😌 Be blessed.
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I actually think parents raising children have a lot of work to do regardless of gender. We just need to stop acting like boys are a special project that requires a different level of parenting
Jokes aside, Parents raising boys have a lot of work to do.
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Y’all should hire me for your writing gigs, please. I have bills to pay and this talent isn’t going to monetise itself
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Lately people have been hiding behind comprehension when the real issue is that they’ve communicated something most people disagree with. Not every disagreement is a failure to understand you. Sometimes people understand exactly what you’re saying, they just don’t agree with it
Communication Vs Comprehension. A thesis.
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They've a tendency of delivering the opposite of what you've ordered lately
The Aleph breakfast is too good, only that you have to order it before leaving home if you want to have it at work on time.
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Kibwetere before March 2000
I think about murdering people atleast once every month.
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This town | Kygo, Sasha ✨
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Cats: Out of the bag Worms: Back in the can Bridges: Burnt Lines: Crossed Tables: Turned Skeletons: Out of the closet Ships: Sailed Balls: In your court Pigs: Flying Cows: Home Curtains: Drawn Cards: On the table Beds: Made Bridges: Crossed Pots: Calling kettles black
Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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The government should legalise abortion to reduce maternal suffering and protect reproductive rights. Too many young girls are forced into motherhood when men abandon their responsibilities. No girl should lose her future because a man runs away. Every woman deserves the right.
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Winnie has spoilt me . Every time she sends me a snap, I already know what’s inside before I even open it. The girl has established a routine
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