I saw Encino Man in the theaters, so.

Los Angeles
Joined June 2011
At a secluded mountaintop convent, I would be the third nun to go insane.
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Getting really into bylaws.
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RIP Walter Koenig. He was the first celebrity I ever met, at a sci-fi convention in 1976. I asked to take his picture and he said “Sure” with such a (relatable) lack of enthusiasm that it gave me a lifelong aversion to approaching celebrities. (Exception for Tom Atkins.)
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“I’m in here! Waiting for you…” a voice called from the kitchen. I follow a tapping that’s coming from the fridge. “I know you’re out there.” It said. I open the door slowing. A wheel of cheese greets me, knife in hand. My time has finally come.
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Pet Shop Boys West End Girls - 1984
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Albert Bierstadt Sunset - Last Reflections - Cloud Study .
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I bring a banjo player with me whenever I go out in case I get into a bar fight
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Friedrich, der alte Chiller.
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To this day, I have no idea how I ended up operating the freight elevator at a Cheesecake Factory.
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Happy 87th birthday F. Murray Abraham ~ Amadeus (1984) #botd
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the college football announcers will always let you know if this is “a very physical defense” & not the usual kind that runs on wiles, treachery and psychological terror
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Michael Caine and Bob Hoskins, Raymond's Revue Bar, London (1985) Photo by Terry O'Neill
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I get mad at jaywalkers now, this must be what the end feels like.
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It was a great honor and pleasure to work with Tom on @LuckyFilm2017 When he walked on set #harrydeanstanton said “Hey Tom, remember that time we changed Science Fiction forever?” RIP
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A realtor sent a letter offering to sell my house and included a picture of it. Is this a ransom note? HAS HE KIDNAPPED MY HOUSE?
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Talking to a survivalist in the faucet aisle at Home Depot who says hot water is a scam.
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every time i watch the exorcist i get to this scene and i'm like yeah man that is some of my favorite looking 40 seconds of film ever
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Ad for vacuum sealing is depressing me.
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