The Google searches and lab meeting knee-slappers of microbiologists. Views are those of your microbiome.
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MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Mom: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now
Mom: Not asking for a microbial ecologist to help, are they?
Me: Mom, there's an emergency
Mom: I’m sure you can use “DADA2” to show their mcirobiome is really wack
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Grampa Joe what did you do during the pandemic?
I fought against the scourge of women with PhDs calling themselves “Dr.”
(silence)
Grampa Joe, didn’t women with PhDs develop the vaccine that ended the pandemic?
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Me: here take this *bonks with plasmid*
E. coli:
Me: *bonk*
E. coli:
Me: *bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk*
E. coli:
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Im as much of a “Dr.” as @drpepper which means I’m not a “Dr”. I’m just a good time.
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Re-reading that tweet, looks like a scientific "Spinal Tap" moment.
The next rock'n'roll album will be titled, "Slurp The Plasmid".
And lead single will be titled, "Smite Yo' Ass With Ampicillin".
Because science is very serious and mature.
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
they’re cultivating symbiotic relationships with the local flora :)
🌸🦠 🦠☘️
🦠🌳 🦠🌹
🍀🦠 🦠🌱 🦠🌴
🦠🌺 🦠🌵
🦠🌴 🦠🌻
🌱🦠
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
bUY 👏 YOUR 👏 CHEESE 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 FROM 👏 BACTERIA 👏 DO 👏 BUSINESS 👏 WITH 👏 MICROBES 👏 SHAKE 👏 THEIR 👏 FLAGELLA 👏 AND 👏 SAY NICE TO MEET YOU 👏 MICROBE 👏 LETS MAKE A DEAL 👏
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Carbon stable isotope fractionation nomenclature:
C12: light isotope
C13: chonky isotope
C14: Ị̥ ̟̺̜̻S ̳̤͙͕O͎̬̪̱ͅ ̳̪̟̻̮-̥ ̭̖̹̰C̲̗ Ḥ͉͙̻̩̙̹ ̲̻̼U ̖̬͔N G̜͓̲̬͖ U̯ ̯͇S
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
an app that prints out emails and send them by carrier pigeon so we get more time before we have a reply to deal with
MicrobeGoogling retweeted
Chemists will be like "I know a place" and take you to a 600 MHz NMR spectrometer
