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Mike Green

@MikeGreen

I'm an award winning stand up comedian from the suburbs of Detroit. Contributes @absrdNEWS

 Suburban Detroit
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Joined August 2007
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Mike Green@MikeGreen4 Dec 2022
Replying to @fesshole
I’ve heard of collateral damage but maybe I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all of these years.
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Replying to @bobwojnowski
A little to our north, a great example of unity. facebook.com/83040292558/pos…
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We need an entirely new Schoolhouse Rock reboot to explain the last week, let alone the last two years, to kids.
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From burnouts to concerts and celebrating our 50th Anniversary, last weekend was legendary. See ya'll in August! 🏁
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Everything in moderation.
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Sat. December 16 see @MikeGreen in Fort Wayne at 9:45 pm at Fort Wayne Comedy Club! Purchase tickets now at: fortwaynecomedyclub-com.seat…
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December 16 first show sold out! Purchase tickets for 9:45 show now! fortwaynecomedyclub-com.seat… @MikeGreen @fw_c_c @Ft_WayneComedy @GreaterFWInc – at Fort Wayne, IN
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Mike Green@MikeGreen4 Sep 2017
What are you doing this Thursday-Saturday? If you don't post a valid excuse here you will be expected to be at Mark Ridley's....
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Oh my god it’s incredible that Scott Dixon is OK.
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Ck out our topnotch comedians - @thekeithfields, @nakedcomic, @MikeGreen at #GigglesAndGloves 7! Buy your tickets at bit.ly/GigglesGloves7
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Mike Green@MikeGreen20 Apr 2017
This is going to be so much fun. Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle in cooperation with Kenan Thompson and... fb.me/zIPB0Uav
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Such a fun night at @ComedyCastle - met the nicest people and you must go see @PaulMecurio !!!
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1 of the tracks off my album #60mphschoolzone is up for an award. Click radioairplay.com/voting2017/… STUPID KIDS Plz RT @BobTheSuit @LandauDave – at Henderson, NV
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Yo @Wendys how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?
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Statistically, people that wear clothing that says 'gangsta' or 'villain' are more than likely a #starbucks barista. @absrdNEWS – at Salt Lake City, UT
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WBGreen™@WBGreen26 Mar 2017
Made the Meridian Weekly! #Elsie #famous #michigan #comedy
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*Insert tasteful urinal joke here* Tonight's show times are 8pm & 10:30pm w/ @MikeGreen @TheLizRusso & @BlainHill
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.@MikeGreen aims for post-turkey laughs at the @ComedyCastle buff.ly/2ghexaZ
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Our new puppy, Charli Tickles, which sounds like a mafia nickname.
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Kevin Pillar@KPILLAR41 Apr 2016
Training with @SportChek - Arm is ready for the season youtu.be/-UP6DuhIc4s  #SweatBetter
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