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Joined May 2009
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Finally, a writer who does all their own stunts.
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when my husband won't let me hold his penis while he pees cus last time i did it "crazy style" and "ruined the whole bathroom"
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Meat Packing District is now the Charcuterie Quarter
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Thank You All For The Messages And Prayers! I Will Get Back To You Each Individually As I Get Stronger. Thank You To All The Tampa General Hospital Staff And Doctors That Put Up With Me Until 4:30am. I Appreciate You All And Thank You For Everything You Did For Me! I Am Focused On My Healing And Recovery Right Now. I Will Be Okay! And Just So You Know For Those Who Were Asking And Wondering, I Don’t Own My Own Facebook Page Anymore. I Apologize For The Reckless Posting Behavior On My Facebook When I Was In The Hospital. It Was Completely Inappropriate!
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"The day before, Bob Gibson has dusted Willie Mays and almost beaned him. The next day, Willie Mays had Bob Gibson and his former teammate Bill White visit Willie Mays at his home in San Francisco. When Mays answered the door he welcomed Bill White, but asked who was that with him. White says: "That's Bob Gibson." Mays didn’t recognize him since Gibson wore glasses away from the field. "I was wearing glasses at the time, but I never did wear 'em on the field. When Willie opened his door, I'm standing behind Bill White and Mays says: "Who is that?" Bill says: "That's Gibson." Mays said: "You wear glasses? You gonna kill somebody." And after that, Willie Mays never did lean over the plate too much." Bob Gibson. "I wasn’t mean. I don’t buy into any of it. I was just doing my job. You hear people talk about this glare that I had. You know, I’ve been wearing glasses for almost 60 years. I wasn’t glaring, I just couldn’t see the catcher’s signals. I was just trying to see. That’s all. But people turn everything into something else." Bob Gibson. In TWENTY SIX games in his career, Bob Gibson drove in MORE runs than he ALLOWED!!!!
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After Dark, July 1972.
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I wear the pants in my family – but my wife is the boss.
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Not for nuthin', he *does* do a pretty good impression of Moe. 🤷
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Some toys are so small they can't be seen.
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when my husband says i can't decorate our living room with hundreds of calico critters
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xitter.cf/AFpost/status/21134764… I can't stand this evil freak either. His quadcopters chopped up tons of gaza children. This is going to take some serious experimenting far worse than even Fauci and his Beagles.
Palmer Luckey unveils “Warhound,” a $200 million startup developing genetically enhanced dogs for the US military in partnership with Colossal Biosciences and Anduril Industries. Colossal will provide genetic engineering and cloning expertise, while Anduril will equip the dogs with advanced cybernetic technology and battlefield awareness systems. Follow: @AFpost
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Leonard Freed, New York City, 1965
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I was Noddy for Halloween one time inna Slayed all girl cover band
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Mama, Ronald Reagan closed down the insane asylum. All of us crazies are on the street now.
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