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Mom x3. Married to @milehighbrendan. ER RN, OCN, gardening, baking, hiking, shameless lover of romance novels. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 #ProtectTransKids🏳️‍⚧️

Denver, CO, USA
Joined July 2010
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Pt family member: There were *crumbs* on their blanket. I want to know that they're being treated like a human Internal narrator: Okay. I'll just stop giving antibiotics to my patient with necrotizing fasciitis to fluff their pillow and provide turndown service, shall I? 🤬🤯😡
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Violent rhetoric has predictable consequences. I, too, am horrified and disgusted. I expect our GOP leaders to do more than tweet about this. Your colleagues are demonizing the Speaker and other Democrats. Lead them away from this BS.
Horrified and disgusted by the reports that Paul Pelosi was assaulted in his and Speaker Pelosi's home last night. Grateful to hear that Paul is on track to make a full recovery and that law enforcement including our stellar Capitol Police are on the case.
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RN: Please put your clothes on. Pt: Behold my mighty pussy. RN: I'd rather not. Pt: You can't make me leave if I'm naked. RN: We can. Internal narrator: Lady, we would love nothing more than to drag your naked medically-cleared ass thru the waiting room & kick you to the curb.
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"Adjusted my diaphragm." Adjusted your wallet is more like it.
Replying to @MileHighBecky
Weeks after laparoscopic surgery I had trouble breathing. Several gp & er visits over 2-3 months. Told I had asthma. Puffer didn’t overly help. Desperate went to chiro. Adjusted my diaphragm. Instantly fixed.
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An escape room, but it’s just a patient who wants to tell you the origin story of their chronic low back pain.
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What a great day! There are crunchy leaves to step on, pretty trees to look at, the sun is shining, and I just started reading an interesting book. Happiness, y'all.
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Pt: I was having abd pain so I went to my chiro and they adjusted one of my ribs for me. He said it was out. But the pain just didn't go away. ER MD: Well, now you have appendicitis and a broken rib. Can we please cancel chiropractors?
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I feel like I need benzos after seeing this EKG
Prescribed benzos for their palpitations, because anxiety...
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Fact. Also, who let COVID in the back door?
RSV has entered the chat
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Becky with the average hair retweeted
Ted Cruz getting a proper Yankee Stadium welcome tonight H/t @jessemangelo
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Sweet summer child. I had a patient threaten to kill me on my shift *today* and honestly, it's not remotely the most interesting or noteworthy thing that happened.
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Questions from a capitalist nightmare for 500, Alex.
You're not paid extra to be a compassionate bedside doctor. What motivates you to do so?
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Becky with the average hair retweeted
Well that went well. electionmaps.uk/polling
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In a 3-week window for a research study where the researchers can call me any day and ask me to recall what I ate for the previous 24 hours. This has me looking at my food being like...how much ____ is this? I'm not changing what I'm eating, mostly because I always put leftovers
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in the same containers and then eat them. But I suppose I've just never given any thought to quantifying how big/small said containers are. They're just...the container I use because I own it. This seems inconsequential, but I imagine it's actually not. Our default settings can
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have enormous influence over our lives. It's easy to be blind to structural defaults that make being healthy challenging--like living in an area where you have to drive to commute or having big dishes that subtly nudge you to eat larger portions.
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Go for a walk outside today if you can, #Denver & #COwx friends! We don’t always get this confluence of perfect weather and gorgeous #foliage, and it won’t last long. Enjoy it! 🍁🥰
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