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Pt family member: There were *crumbs* on their blanket. I want to know that they're being treated like a human
Internal narrator: Okay. I'll just stop giving antibiotics to my patient with necrotizing fasciitis to fluff their pillow and provide turndown service, shall I?
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Violent rhetoric has predictable consequences. I, too, am horrified and disgusted. I expect our GOP leaders to do more than tweet about this. Your colleagues are demonizing the Speaker and other Democrats. Lead them away from this BS.
RN: Please put your clothes on.
Pt: Behold my mighty pussy.
RN: I'd rather not.
Pt: You can't make me leave if I'm naked.
RN: We can.
Internal narrator: Lady, we would love nothing more than to drag your naked medically-cleared ass thru the waiting room & kick you to the curb.
"Adjusted my diaphragm." Adjusted your wallet is more like it.
Replying to @MileHighBecky
Weeks after laparoscopic surgery I had trouble breathing. Several gp & er visits over 2-3 months. Told I had asthma. Puffer didn’t overly help. Desperate went to chiro. Adjusted my diaphragm. Instantly fixed.
What a great day! There are crunchy leaves to step on, pretty trees to look at, the sun is shining, and I just started reading an interesting book. Happiness, y'all.
Tofu PB triangles over brown rice, naaaaaaaan, roasted Brussels Sprouts tossed w balsamic and EVOO, and smoothies w dragon fruit, mango, carrot, vanilla ice cream, and cinnamon. #dinner epicurious.com/recipes/food/…
Pt: I was having abd pain so I went to my chiro and they adjusted one of my ribs for me. He said it was out. But the pain just didn't go away.
ER MD: Well, now you have appendicitis and a broken rib.
Can we please cancel chiropractors?
Becky with the average hair retweeted
Ted Cruz getting a proper Yankee Stadium welcome tonight
H/t @jessemangelo
Sweet summer child. I had a patient threaten to kill me on my shift *today* and honestly, it's not remotely the most interesting or noteworthy thing that happened.
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Becky with the average hair retweeted
Well that went well.
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In a 3-week window for a research study where the researchers can call me any day and ask me to recall what I ate for the previous 24 hours. This has me looking at my food being like...how much ____ is this? I'm not changing what I'm eating, mostly because I always put leftovers
in the same containers and then eat them. But I suppose I've just never given any thought to quantifying how big/small said containers are. They're just...the container I use because I own it. This seems inconsequential, but I imagine it's actually not. Our default settings can












