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Miss_Cook

@Miss_Cook

If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.

 Inside my head
Joined May 2009
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All y’all hyping up Taco Bell’s Baja Blast owe me and my taste buds an apology.
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Me looking at the recommended serving size on literally anything:
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Kiss me I’m Ir...reparably damaged and emotionally stunted with limited social skills. And maybe like .3% Irish.
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The audacity of people using speakerphone. Like bruh I’m rarely a willing participant in my own phone conversations and now you’re forcing me to be a part of yours? Hard pass.
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The audacity of the internet making me realize just how often my Ohio born and raised ass says ‘ope’.
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The hardest word you’ll ever try to spell is the nickname you give your dog.
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Lost inside her dirty world, No one hurts this pretty girl but her. #SLIPKNOTQUARANTINESWEEPS
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
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This is why they’ll never tell us the truth about UFOs #coronavirus #ToiletPaperApocalypse
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Life hack: print out Trump’s tweets. BOOM you’ve got plenty of toilet paper.
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Has anyone tried telling Trump the Corona virus is an illegal immigrant from Mexico?
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Anytime I put pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave.
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Nobody: Perfume commercials: WELCOME TO MY FEVER DREAM.
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So now I not only have to be jealous of Billie Eilish for being a talented 17yo millionaire, but she’s never had to listen to Van Halen either? Lucky bitch.
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It’s that time of year when we’re reminded of that age old question WHO TF IS GIVING A CAR AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT?! And are they single?
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Disney+ is everything I don’t want to watch in one place.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Almost everyone is bilingual if you count the language they speak to their pets.
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This entire administration has surpassed driving the speed limit in the fast lane levels of rage.
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