If I fit my entire life bio into one line, I'm never gonna get that book deal. Boobies.
Inside my head
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I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️
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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
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Me & @BillNye — Reminding you that when cosmic knowledge blows your mind, sometimes you gotta wear shades. #NationalSelfieDay
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If I and my advisors had never learned what Science is or how & why it works, then I’d consider pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord too.
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To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.
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I'll believe that @realDonaldTrump is opposed to the alt-right when he speaks out as forcefully against them as he did the cast of Hamilton.
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@brentcetera @Miss_Cook @EdgellACE @sunnybucket @kolchak @theJoeBiz @lilsailorgrl @conanobrienswyf @TheNewElement1 thanks for being awful!
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Ever have an orgasm so good that you name it and list it as your emergency contact?
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Asked a girl if she wanted to see my "north pole" and now they won't let me be a mall Santa anymore.
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To think, if some woman had an abortion 22 years ago I might've had a barista who knew how to make a goddamn Eggnog Latte this morning.
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With how much we girls talk about our emotions, you'd think we'd be able to handle them better.
