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You could be the cash, I'll be the rubber band🧍🏽‍♀️

Joined June 2022
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Unfortunately, I only journal at my lowest
I stopped journalling because I only had terrible things to say.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
Maybe I don't know enough about the economy, but 3 and a half years seems like a long enough time for reforms and policies to translate into real-time change and experiences for the average man, even if just a bit. Things should be slightly easier, not getting more difficult every other month. Cost of feeding, security, healthcare, regular and affordable electricity. The basics that we need. And if you can't improve these things at all in that period of time, you sure as heck cannot be spending N50bn+ on vehicles for senators and HoR members, or N17bn on Aso Rock solar system, or N40bn+ on Presidential Villa renovation. It just does not make sense to me.
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For now, I’ll keep calling someone else’s.
one day, i go call my babe after a long day too.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
He’s inconsistent because he doesn’t like you.
How do I call a man out for not being consistent enough with texting without seeming like a crazy person?
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Another day has gone by, and nothing still. @MTNNG do you plan to extend this month’s subscription by 6 days?????
Hello everyone. If you were thinking of getting @MTNNG fibre x, dismiss the idea. I got mine about a week ago, it stopped working 2 days after and they’ve refused to fix it. I’ve reached out to them severally and have gotten no headway. The 5 days and counting of my subscription,
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired
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Chai I’m having FOMO.
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This iyawo kini kan conversation is so disingenuous. Are you not his iyawo, is he not your oko?😭
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Mfjpm pls
yes yes yes my babe na twins abeg
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More than pride, I’m filled with extreme gratitude. Which of the favors of my lord can I truly deny?
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
He’s a great guy actually. Very lovable. If we remove the EndSARS killings under his government, potholes across Lagos roads, dirt in almost every corner of the city, commissioners and special advisers who enjoy being political bigots. He’s a jolly good fellow.
I don’t know why sha, but I just really like Sanwo Olu.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I’m trying fuck!
detach. detach. detach. let it be. let it go. let it end.
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icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 retweeted
I’ve realised I’m quite vain when it comes to physical appearances. I genuinely struggle to consider someone romantically if I don’t find them physically beautiful😹.
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God knows the shege I was seeing here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I want to be many things in another life, an engineering student is not one of them.
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Hello everyone. If you were thinking of getting @MTNNG fibre x, dismiss the idea. I got mine about a week ago, it stopped working 2 days after and they’ve refused to fix it. I’ve reached out to them severally and have gotten no headway. The 5 days and counting of my subscription,
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That is busy wasting, who’s going to reimburse me for it? Nobody. Plus in what world is it okay for me to pay for a service and not be able to use it? @MTNNG @MTN180
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Just saw one gorgeous girl and said hi like a reflex, I forgot I don’t even know her.
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