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Top Gun: Maverick flies past $1.2 billion at the worldwide box office and is now Paramount's highest-grossing movie of all time #TomCruise #TopGunMaverick
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I went on Facebook and saw a picture of my exes newest girlfriend and commented under it, "you do not have a big nose. but that forehead! He was right about that!" and now we wait ...
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Magic. Magnetism. Majestic. Magnanimous. Magi (3 wise men). Magnetic. Magnificent. Any more?
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To the married men on Twitter : Stop messaging us and whining that you're unhappy in your marriage while your wife keeps getting pregnant We good?
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Here's a complete list of who the fuck asked you:
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A wise man once said nothing!!
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Monday is soup and I am its fork.
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Beautiful shot of Mount Fuji and the night sky. Photo by H Manabe
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I just learned that the Māori word for autism is takiwatanga, ‘in his/her own time and space’. It’s such an empathic and gentle way to describe the condition I’m trying to come to terms with.
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Einfach mal als Engel verkleidet in den Aufwachraum gehen und Harfen verteilen. #Aprilscherz
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Just like that 🤭
If you don't stay up all night on Sunday’s thinking of an excuse to call in sick to work .... Well then, fuck you.
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Sure milkshakes will bring boys to your yard but if you want men make pizza.
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