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Cap'n Morgan

@Morgan_Saylor

la vita e bella. ~ You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

 Busan, Republic of Korea
Joined July 2009
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jo 𖤐@koprogoore26 Jan 2025
got this 5 at work today. ? Bitch that’s the lincoln memorial
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the Academy on their way to nominate Ken but not Barbie
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Maybe don't train your base to hate books if you're planning on writing one
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@RonFilipkowski6 Jan 2024
Lots of books. No people.
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Men don't run after you into the garden when the romantic tension in the ballroom gets too intense and you need air anymore and that's really a tragedy
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@_Boomhauer7 Oct 2023
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★@fuitsnack25 Sep 2023
oh nooo yummy pastries sold in bulk for people to enjoy at home nooo america nooooo
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is this what it is like in america .
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A reminder with student loan payments restarting soon. #CancelStudentDebt
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matt bernstein@mattxiv9 Aug 2023
she’s completely correct and i’m surprised fox news shared this
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@FoxNews9 Aug 2023
'FEELING HELPLESS': Alabama mom's rant about the unattainable American dream goes viral. trib.al/WermpSq
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There's like 20 kids called Ezra in the new kindergarten class.
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It's time American public school teachers got a raise.
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anna 🏹@myelessar29 Jul 2023
my dream job is actually just… hobbit
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Cleantok really has some of ya'll making mustard gas in your toilets.
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Caught us. President Biden is working to make life easier for hardworking families.
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@NoLieWithBTC16 Jul 2023
Marjorie Taylor Greene warns Joe Biden is trying to “finish what FDR started” by trying to address problems related to “rural poverty”, “education,” and “medical care.” She warns it’s similar to when LBJ passed “Medicare and Medicaid.” (@Acyn)
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Louis Wain would love catsofinstagram
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I got an unsolicited pic so I said, "I'm really into Dad bods," and he stopped messaging me. Has it been this easy all along?
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Conservative woman owns the libs by being really really stupid
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@pearlythingz15 Jul 2023
Thank god for men bc I can’t do this
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As someone so succinctly put it on reddit:
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@CNN14 Jul 2023
Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according to a new report cnn.it/3XSbhov
Working from home could wipe $800 billion from office values globally | CNN Business

Working from home could wipe $800 billion from office values globally | CNN Business

Remote work risks wiping $800 billion from the value of office buildings in major cities worldwide by 2030 as the post-pandemic trend pushes up office vacancy rates and drives down rents, according...

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