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Replying to @BHobbystuff @Morphington
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I put vodka in the lawnmower because gas was too expensive... Now the grass is half-cut!
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"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"
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You.
Yes, you boy.
Asking someone "who is the Prime Minister?" is used in stroke and neurological tests to quickly assess cognitive function, orientation, and memory.
We're all f**ked, aren't we?
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🐾 Meet our newest recruits! 🐶
TPD Omar has joined our Aberdeen Police Dog Unit and TPD Whizz has joined our Dundee Police Dog Unit.
They'll soon begin training as Drug Detection Dogs.
Welcome to the team! 💙
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🎼 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"... 🎵🎶

































