Post craft lager boy.
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The game has absolutely gone. 4-2 down and being made to give the oppo captain a guard of honour because he’s off to live on the beach whilst his dad gets 200k fly in fly out. Heads gone from all involved. This kind of behaviour is why we haven’t won a World Cup in 60 years.
2 people shot in Clissold park, Hackney. Decent excuse for not going to the gym as I cannot get there
Albanian fella at work, just pulled family sized microwave lasagne out of his bag, thought it was heading to the fridge, it’s in the microwave. 6.50am
Left my phone on the central line and someone handed it in at Kentish Town. London is pure class, thank you!
Hulk, Ozzy, terrible week for moshers. Let’s hope it doesn’t come in threes, don’t think they could handle CEX going into administration.
Saw Hackney council lads photographing and tearing down a lost car sign looking to issue a fine for someone’s misery. What a country.
Took the wife out dancing. Dinner, few drinks before hand. Walk up to the place ready for some northern soul. Please come back in an hour, we’ll let you in early if you want. But it doesn’t start for a few more hours. Taxi. Home. We’ve still got it.
Bridget Jones: Mad about the boy. It’s probably the best film I’ve seen that I would absolutely not watch again.
The Tempest with Sigourney Weaver. She could’ve been replaced with Microsoft Sam. Set was incredible, supporting cast amazing but we should probably retire Shakespeare to The Globe/RSC by modern standards he’s fucking garbage. Everyone pissing their sides at shite gags in the bin