Conker The Squirrel

Conkers Bad Furday Movie Trailer

Bylers are so sensitive.

This is the weirdest shipper crying over 2 teenage boys not having sex in a show.

What the fuck a 24 year old shipping Byler since season 2, they were like 12 then.

This person thought when they said look into every detail that they meant every curtain pattern, every sign in Mikes room, every .1 second glance but they were talking movie references and homages.

Hey there, Conker The Squirrel before I leave this toxic place where logic and common sense has clearly died,I’m going to prove that Byler was never a thing point by point . You claim Repeated closeness, dialogue, and concern = romantic setup Every example listed (protectiveness, emotional speeches, loyalty, touch during stress) is equally present in Mike/Dustin and Steve/Dustin, neither of which is romantic. . Claim: Visual or narrative parallels to canon couples prove endgame planning Parallels are a stylistic tool, not a promise. The Duffers reuse: •blocking •camera distance •mirrored dialogue …to create emotional resonance, not secret signaling. .Claim: Writers secretly coded Mike as closeted / in denial There’s no script, interview, outline supporting this but writers have confirmed that Wills Crush was one sided. Claim: Lighting, color, framing signal romance uses the same visual language for: •grief •safety •childhood bonds •trauma comfort Romantic framing is marked by clear narrative escalation (confession, mutual tension, payoff). That never happens with Mike/Will.

Happy New Beers

People think this behavior is normal. Blake to Nannie’s: Should I get my unborn baby circumcised? Baldoni: I have a circumcised penis That’s great dude but you weren’t in this conversation.

Why hasn’t anyone made my movie

This is basically the decision

The game we wanted but never got.

All of her Vagina smelling candles have rotted her brain.