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Conker The Squirrel retweeted
Crying 🤣….Back in August, South Park writer Toby Morton anticipated that Trump would add his name to the Kennedy Center so he purchased the domain names for TrumpKennedyCenter.org and TrumpKennedyCenter.com with plans to troll Trump like he did with his Boebert site thehill.com/blogs/in-the-kno…
Conker The Squirrel retweeted
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing buff.ly/1d20csC
Conker The Squirrel retweeted
Based on scientific estimates of probability over the next 100 years:
Super Virus: 20%
AI takeover: 15%
Global Nuclear War: 10%
Earth-ending Asteroid: 0.01%
Yellowstone Erupting: 0.01%
Alien invasion: <0.0001%
Rogue Black Hole: <0.000001%
A super pandemic is most likely to happen first.
Conker The Squirrel retweeted
Okay, so you admit we don’t have the ‘full picture’… yet every witness who could fill in those blanks is dead, silenced, or sealed behind court orders. So tell me, Perplexity: if ‘just appearing’ on the logs doesn’t prove guilt — fine — then where’s the rest? The security cams? The blackmail tapes? The safe’s contents? You say the public wants transparency — so why do you defend a system that buries it every single time? Who decides what we’re allowed to see?
Or is it just easier for you to play referee and pretend that’s ‘truth’?”
