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I just want to drink coffee and chill.

Joined August 2021
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Checking in on Fox News now that we know dems won house and senate. Never seen them so interested in people delivering policy to lift up the American people as opposed to revenge stuff now that Republicans are not in power!
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I guess he should have said to not vote
VOTE. ✔️🇺🇸
The USA has the Trump admin on their mind as well as the individuals they are voting for on the ballot tonight. Can’t kill the economy, get us into wars of choice, and be blatantly corrupt and expect normal people with independent thought to go along with it.
President Trump is still watching the election results in the East Room tonight. As his handpicked candidates are struggling, a White House official is offering this assessment: "President Trump did a better job promoting many of the candidates on the ballot than the candidates did themselves." "President Trump was not on the ballot, and it’s proven that Trump voters show up when he is on the ballot."
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Then I hope my grocery store doesn’t run out of champagne before I get there
What if he’s so mad he d*es?
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This is, uh, an interesting coincidence considering him revealing the plans Trump has for Iran post midterms were insane a few days ago.
BREAKING: US Senator Chris Murphy hospitalized following a stroke, per his office. This comes just days after being briefed on highly classified military planning on Iran to restart the war after the midterms, where he called Trump's plan "insane." "I will just say this: their plan is insane. It will lead to devastating escalation and the likely destruction of our commitment to the rule of law," he said four days ago.
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This would be on my holiday watchlist every year
Hallmark movie but for men: > 30yr old wagie in big city > ball busted by HR trainings > Ghosted by sex in the city girls > Goes back home to small town for Christmas > Boomer uncle asks him to buy his biz so he can retire to golf resort in Arizona > Handshake on rent-to-own deal > hits it off with cute 20yr old girl at church > Calls his city HR girlboss and gives resignation > Drama/twist as Bigcorp rollup offers Boomer uncle 5x the sale price > Boomer uncle sees himself in young nephew and conquers dark night of the soul Vader-style throwing his greed into the abyss > Nephew marries cutie and has 5 children and becomes local legend bringing peace and prosperity to his people
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When conservatives say crazy stuff about how schools are “trying to trans kids”, this is the kind of thing they are getting that info from, as well as Facebook/twitter posts from randoms.
A Republican women's group is behind a fake Texas transgender student union that sent text messages and brochures to as many as three million voters this month. The Republican Women’s Caucus Fund and someone named John Braun were identified as those responsible for the scheme that riled up voters just as early voting began, according to legal filings made public late Thursday. The identities were ordered to be revealed by a Travis County judge. bit.ly/48q1oVa
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Nuclear ratio, love when posts from this type of guy leave their Safe Space no critical thinking zone.
Obama’s oratory skill level is undoubtedly off the charts, but his projected character sure has gotten low brow. Remember 2004 Obama who aimed high & unified? He has shrunk over 22 years to a really slick sarcastic lounge lizard act. It’s sad. Put downs are his whole shtick now.
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Those men need to step up and head home from the front lines nightly to help with dishes before going back to getting shot at after
Conflict places more of the care burden on women and girls' shoulders. #Peace and security require more than their unpaid labor. Women and girls must be at the heart of peacebuilding. 🔗 See more on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/articles/expl…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Men/boys are the large majority of combat deaths in conflicts — omitted. Boys also do care work — omitted. Saying women & girls must be “at the heart” of peacebuilding is prioritisation, not equality. Higher unpaid care ratios occur because men are dying or fighting. justsecurity.org/104722/gender-… ukraine.un.org/uk/download/20…
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After you stay at a hotel, do you strip the bed & wash the sheets? After you eat in a restaurant, do you wash the plates and cutlery? If you book an Airbnb property, you’re a customer, not a house guest This new policy is long overdue to get Airbnb hosts under control
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butker can’t kick maybe it is he who belongs in the kitchen after all
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An hour the guest doesn’t get paid for. An hour the guest misses her baby’s birthday. An hour the guest can’t make it to her medical appointments. All because the vacation rental owner didn’t want to take their trash to the bin or put dishes I the washer.
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Right wingers crying about Obama has been so funny. Growing up, my family could not afford to go to Cheesecake Factory, but we weren’t under the impression it was fancy.
This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
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Hell yeah
This is painted on the wall at the US Air Force Academy. No joke, I've seen it.
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He’s still got it
Obama in Ohio says Trump has "got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory"
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Not being in the spotlight of the election =/= abandonment.
Trans voter to @AOC: Trans people in America feel like they've been abandoned by the Democratic Party, that we are a losing issue, that it's not worth defending us. What do you say to that? AOC:
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As a reply guy, you got to reply, then quote tweet your same reply, regardless of the embarrassment it brings.
We're losing the art of the reply. So many people nowadays love to quotetweet posts, even posts from their own mutuals, when a reply would fit the content just as well. Remember that a reply is generous, and contributes to the post of others.
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He looks like The Scarecrow in Batman begins
I was at the Clavicular arraignment today. It was a mini spectacle, and I mean mini. He is one of the tiniest little guys I’ve ever seen. Here he is getting heightmogged by normal sized dudes. Surprisingly unbuff. I understand him now. Full report soon.
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Agree, James Bond is able to get into different social circles in order to investigate, persuade, or blow up people or things. He has all eyes on him when he wants, and none when he doesn’t.
General perception of James Bond looking outlandishly handsome and pretty needs to die Ian Fleming himself said he saw bond as a guy who resembled real life composer Hoagy Carmichael. As you can see he was never envisioned as a complete looker, his charm does a lot of work
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In these scenarios always consider what is the worst case scenario, and how expensive is buying the thing from the grocery store today. 9 times out of 10, just go to the store.
Okay, moots... this can of tuna expired 4 years ago. Is it actually expired or is it "expired"? Should I risk it? 🤔
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