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@Arsenal lover, exhausted Nigerian, pre-emptive blocker of eejits

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Joined April 2009
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During my dad's funeral, I heard that my aunts were talking about my mum's hair and the cutting thereof. They were saying something along the lines of, "If she refuses to cut it herself, we will come and cut it for her." Now, in the lead up to the funeral, I somehow became seen
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Promoting Miller to Chief of Staff means Combover Caligula is going all in on the insanity for the next two years. Chuckles and AIPAC Shakur need to get the fuck out the way.
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So his cynical conversion didn't help him? Oh well.
British actor and comedian Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault in UK trial. cnn.it/4iyFjsi
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See the football Fabregas is playing...
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We have been absolute dog shite this second half
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Don't do this to me
Projection: Democrat Scott Colom is the Projected Winner in the Mississippi Senate election. He will defeat Incumbent Republican Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith. Democratic Gain #Election2026 #ElectionDay #MSSen
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What a fucking hit!
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So Apartheid Thomas Edison spent $300m and couldn't buy himself a single Senator? Damn.
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Well, looks like Detroit IS voting for Dr El-Sayed
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South Carolina???
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It's a Blue megatsunami 😱😱😱😱
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You centrists will never learn
I hope people will read this and consider the issues @RepHaleyStevens raises, rather than turn it into a purity test and attack —the very behavior we criticize in MAGA.
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And THOSE should be SEVERAL
Worst part? THAT is THOSE
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Nice to have Tzolis back, but Havertz starting yet again is fucking diabolical.
🟡 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 🔵 Your Gunners, representing north London 👊 🤝 @deel

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Harry Da Souza is cold iron.
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Wait! Tom Skerritt died too?
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We really lost Optimus, Chekov, and Jean-Luc in the same year...
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Make it so, Captain. Make it so.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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It's funny how they never accuse Jewish Americans of having dual loyalties or placing a foreign government and country ahead of their own.
If you're trying to understand why so many Michigan Jewish Democrats are defecting, I wrote in August about it. It's not, per se, about foreign policy. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…
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