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Deportee

@MrC_Reality

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Joined December 2011
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Yes,worse even
Reeeeeeeaal bad gyalᥫ᭡ (@__luluuxo) profile pictureReeeeeeeaal bad gyalᥫ᭡@__luluuxo23h
Is Birmingham really that bad?😅
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Thought that was milk bar stud at first glimpse
MimiTweet (@MimiTweetpv) profile pictureMimiTweet
@MimiTweetpvNov 13
I know I’m not imagining things because that body language is speaking LOUDLY. 👀
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big-goonks (@Stefanaj1234) profile picture
big-goonks@Stefanaj1234Nov 9
You live a normal life without a printer in your home but one day every 2 and a half years you need a printer
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You see what social media is doing to adults imagine what it’s doing to children’s minds
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When I told @itsjbingle this guy is the best entertainer since MJ. He thought i was joking.
Mesh🇧🇧 (@rahsh33m) profile pictureMesh🇧🇧
@rahsh33mNov 12
Both legs took me out LMFAOOOOO
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"Mmmhmm okay... I guess that makes sense" 🤣🤣
Al🦋 (@eyedontthinkso) profile pictureAl🦋@eyedontthinksoNov 11
This is the perfect example of letting social media discourse get into your head and not realizing how poorly it translates into real life bc what is she talking about fr
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nico 🏁@bombdiggy__Nov 9
You get to this stage in life where all you want is peace. Even if it makes you the villain to other people, but peace is non-negotiable
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Nah the video might be the meeeeaddyyest ive seen ina long time 🤣🤣. So forced, nothing wavy about it. Bingle not doing enough to stop the fxckery
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Dont let them silence you for being right!! I get a whiff of that foolishness (God bless their blessings) im out.
Pinero_Nana (@Pinero_Nana) profile picturePinero_Nana@Pinero_NanaNov 10
Only want to see you happy with me 👍🏿👍🏿
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Lij (@lijitimate) profile picture
Lij@lijitimateNov 10
likkle london 🎀 (@1GINAJ) profile picturelikkle london 🎀@1GINAJNov 10
It’s actually better than Jamaican kfc.
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A Cuban accent with a Jamaican accent is crazy
WESTINDIMADE (@westindimade) profile pictureWESTINDIMADE
@westindimade9 Mar 2023
🤔 THIS IS INTERESTING A CUBAN 🇨🇺 JAMAICAN 🇯🇲 ACCENT ⓦ🏝〽️ She learned Patwah before she learned standard English (🎥: @ florkubana.style IG )
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Need a book a full body massage but homey v. Coz once it done im not tryna move again for that day
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Oi dkm today man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU (@_PhallonX0X0) profile pictureAnd IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU@_PhallonX0X0Nov 8
I also don’t understand why dates are always thought of as something to cater to women and it’s never “fun”. Do you niggas not have hobbies & interest?? Take her fishing ? Build some Lego’s or some shit tf 🤣 I personally love men who have a interest in things I don’t know about
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🤣🤣😭😭
Retired Cowboys Fan (@wavynavyjuan) profile pictureRetired Cowboys Fan@wavynavyjuanNov 9
sorry sista got no change
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Polo@MrPolo_Nov 10
People that say running is fun are liars.
Pinero_Nana (@Pinero_Nana) profile picturePinero_Nana@Pinero_NanaNov 9
Shaving down this 5k time weekly. Should hit my target by next week but this running stuff is nasty work. Each run gets better but still isn’t fun/enjoyable at all.
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Omdzzz
London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn) profile pictureLondon & UK Street News
@CrimeLdnNov 9
A car crash on Vauxhall Bridge Road
Image from London & UK Street News (@CrimeLdn)
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Posting ur chick brings more chicks actually cuz women hate each other
Aleeyah. (@Aleeyahxoh) profile pictureAleeyah.@AleeyahxohNov 8
Men don’t post their girlfriends because they want other women to think they’re single….but that’s a conversation y’all aren’t ready for.😂
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Heathrow is the best airport in the country by default
jen (@Jennieebabie) profile picturejen@JennieebabieNov 8
Best to worst airports in london: LCY Gatwick Heathrow Luton Stansted
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Why do these two towns need to be connected?
Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) profile pictureTom Harwood
@tomhfhNov 9
The lack of motorways in Britain is actually criminal. Living in the US, it’s remarkable how well connected major cities are. I’m often shocked by how quick travelling from A to B is by car. It’s *insane* we back home have refused to connect Oxford and Cambridge.
Image from Tom Harwood (@tomhfh)
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