Radio presenter and voiceover artist. Tweets are usually my feeble attempt at being slightly humorous, dont take them too seriously. Check out @manucrewpodcast

Belfast, Northern Ireland
Joined March 2009
Sir Lisandro Martinez. 🗣️
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So let’s get this right….taxes will go up, unions etc will then push for wages to go up to offset taxes going up. Then costs will rise on goods. Working class people will be more skint than they already are and it’s gonna get worse. This country is a disaster 🙈
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When did the cereal companies stop giving us free rubbish in our cereals? Feel like I woke up one day and my mind was erased of any memory of ever getting a folding spoon. #nostalgia #bringbackcerealtoys
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I think Erik Ten Hag is gone. Only issue is who is next for @ManUtd ? Moyes, LVG, Jose, Ole and now Ten Hag none could make it work. The culture is broken at the club, this is not a Southgate job! I repeat this is not a Southgate job! #manutd
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Wednesday the 18th September will be forever known as the sleepiest day this decade. The last time I was in bed at 8.10pm was 1997…I was 7 years old
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“Is he better than Harry Maguire? I’m not sure” I mean as punditry goes this is up there with the worst statement ever. Brutal! #ManchesterUnited
🗣️ "If I were a United fan I wouldn't be jumping up and down with excitement" Tim Sherwood discusses Manchester United's signing of Matthijs de Ligt 🔴
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Erik ten Hag to stay as Manchester United manager. #MUFC end-of-season review culminated with decision to keep 54yo in position. After talks today Dutchman will remain at Old Trafford + hold negotiations over contract extension @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/5521805…
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I would not take any of this lot over Erik Ten Hag! @ManUtd @INEOS do not mess this up
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So let’s say @ManUtd sack Ten Hag…who are we getting in? #ERIKTENHAG #ManchesterUnited
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50%Potter
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Controversial statement incoming. If Ten Hag gets sacked and I had the choice between Southgate or Potter. I’d choose Kieran McKenna. P.S I’d still keep Ten Hag over them all #ManchesterUnited #TenHag
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#DUP press conference called for 01.00 on the 29th January 2038 to announce their return to the assembly Meanwhile archeologists have discovered the bodies of frozen journalists waiting since 2024
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Never been as excited for a @OfficialPDC World Championship final as I am today. C’mon Luke! And looking forward to Russ Brays finale too! #standupifyoulovethedarts
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I don’t understand the media outlets losing the head, saying “don’t shoot the messenger” etc. That’s clearly not the issue. The issue is….you didn’t ask them for a comment on it. Want a good relationship with the club, give them a right to respond! #badjournalism #mufc
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Controversial opinion Id bring Rangnick back as DOF. Two reasons 1) He’s great at sporting talent 2) The players will freak 🤣🤣 #ManUtd
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Ya see this nonsense with nearly all dentists going private and charging £16 per month plus £10000000 per treatment is mental. £192 a year providing you don’t need a thing is mental. For anyone struggling with COL, this is crazy.
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Sadly it seems @ManUtd are now the Liverpool of the 90s. 🙈
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#glazersout #sirjimout Man Utd are finished and I’m gutted 😞
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Varane > Maguire Martinez > Maguire Lindelof > Maguire Evans > Maguire Shaw > Maguire 6th choice CB Why would you want to stay? Except for financial reasons #bafflesme
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