Caffeine and Christ

Joined July 2023
Weed addiction = low T Caffeine addiction = high T Shroom addiction = low T Nicotine addiction = high T DMT addiction = low T Alcohol addiction = high T Learn life
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Bro cheated on his wife with Anne Frank
RESURFACED: Ethan Klein couldn't hide his jealousy when Tamara brought a T-shirt designer she liked onto the H3 Podcast. Instead of playing it cool, Ethan started grilling the guy. Bro turned a T-shirt conversation into a police interrogation.
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Sol Brah ain’t got shit on ACTUAL raw primal mfers
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This mfer who cares about his health more than anyone on this app other than Bryan Johnson drinks 1000mg of caffeine per day and you still think coffee is bad for you
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WWII veteran Richard Overton didn’t wear earplugs to war and he lived til 112 smoking 20 cigars a day He was sharp and witty til death Bryan Johnson you are a little bitch
Take earplugs everywhere Environments routinely above 85 dBA > restaurants > sporting events > social gatherings > gym and theater > trains and subways > coffee shops Can't currently fix hearing loss. Hearing loss accelerates brain volume loss and cognitive decline.
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- Says raw milk changed his life - Except he pours it in hot coffee and cooks with it This is your confirmation that raw milk is indeed a fad driven by placebo 👍
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When money twitter gurus when asked what percentage of their 6 figure revenue is profit
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LMAOO
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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Myron says the quiet part out loud about Muslims in America.
Myron Gaines completely LOSES HIS PATIENCE with a Muslim student at Ohio State University who refuses to acknowledge America as a CHRISTIAN country. 🇺🇸✝️ “What’s the biggest holiday in Egypt? Eid? Because it’s a Muslim country. So what’s the biggest FUCKING holiday here? CHRISTMAS! This is a Christian country. Respect where the fuck you’re at!” 🦁
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Coldest presidential move since Maduro's kidnapping
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
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“India will replace the USA as the #1 superpower!”
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I get it tbh
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Biggest myth is women “finding themselves” through travel (Aka traveling and getting ran through) Women find themselves through motherhood and serving God Starting a family is the highest form of service to God Drinking cappuccino’s in Italy doesn’t count bruv
met a german girl in bali. 27, travelling solo, quit her job to “find herself.” no house, no savings, still paying off her student loans. told me she doesn’t want kids because she wants to see the world first. her biggest achievement this year was watching the sunset in 8 different countries. instagram sold her a lifestyle she can’t afford. i wish her the best.
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Beethoven to reawaken real music that inspires the soul Steve Jobs to take over Apple and fix the mess that the gay CEO caused Hitler to eradicate the degeneracy of jewry around the world
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Dude this used to only affect males, wth is going on? Women are becoming men
Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/20/fatal-uta…
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Glazing of Europe is so cringe Yeah we have deadly and destructive riots in America too But when it gets bad, our police and military are actually lethal and scary The police in Europe are absolutely cucked and weak Zero fear of authority Europe has fallen
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I despise this bozo but respect him over biohackers who don't use cologne because they're scared of some chemicals Being a man is about not giving too many F's about anything in life
AB poured an ENTIRE bottle of cologne on himself instead of showering then LIED to Deen and claimed he already showered 😭💀
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This is a man who eats all organic, stays in amazing shape, has zero financial stress and still hasn’t started a family at age 49 Looks like he missed out on the real purpose of life
People think I’m crazy… Not just for chugging honey daily, but for how I travel in general. Idk if you’ve seen the reactions to me bringing coconuts through security.. 😅 But let me say this… When you’re on the go without preparation, this is where it’s most likely for us to get tripped up. You’re hungry and your only options are airport McDonald’s, Starbucks, or seed oil soaked bar food… BRUTAL. For me, I’m just not taking that risk. Why? My health is my #1 priority. Feeling great is my #1 priority. Mental clarity is my #1 priority Sleeping well is my #1 priority. I love the work I do. I love helping people heal themselves through diet. I love educating about how to live optimally. For that, I need to be sharp every single day, no excuses. I love surfing, being in nature, moving my body, and having endless energy. I love feeling my absolute best. Adequately fueling my body to continue doing these things. It’s a non-negotiable. I will never sacrifice how I perform and feel for a quick treat. I mean it when I say I haven’t had a cookie or slice of pizza in over 10 years. Let me be clear… I do understand I am on the extreme end here 😂 but I think knowledge is power, and so many people are suffering today with chronic illness, obesity, diabetes, bloating, fatigue, low energy, brain fog and bad sleep. Being INTENTIONAL about your diet is, in my opinion, the SINGLE most powerful lever you can pull to reverse all of these things. So call me crazy all you want, but I’ll take crazy for daily mental clarity, focus, energy, and a life lived to the fullest. Eat like a human. This is how you thrive.
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Bro got two moms
he definitely hates her i’m crying😭
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Everything I’ve been saying about looksmaxxing - manifested in one clip
One of Clavicular's students who's AFRAID of women just had a PANIC ATTACK during a speed date😳💔
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