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Glen Johnson speaking about Jordan Henderson on ITV just now: “Chelsea bought him in for his experience because you know you can’t buy that kind of experience”.
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😭😭. Oh dear.
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Get that drone back up please
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Mr P retweeted
Now that the dust is settled, I just want to say everyone who mocked Saka’s speech and award last night are proper weirdos.
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Sticking with Carrick while you try and entice Eddie Howe when there's Conte and Nagelsmann available is like dating Pat Butcher while you've got your eye on Kat Slater but Margot Robbie is winking at you at the bar
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Mocking Saka after the great work he has done for charities and people across the world. 🏥 Funded 120 life-changing surgeries for children in Nigeria 🌍 Sponsored 100 pediatric surgeries across Kenya, Rwanda & Tanzania 🇹🇷 Housed 26 displaced families after the Turkey earthquake 🇲🇦 Built a village shelter for 255 people in Morocco 🎒 Donated 1,000+ school uniforms to families in West London 🎓 Funded academic scholarships for 20 international students Drop the agenda
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The two best centre-backs in world football currently come in at 29th and 21st in the Ballon d'Or. Incredible.
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Fairs they gave him an award for having to play with Sokratis and surviving to tell the story
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Bukayo Saka (25) has won the Sócrates Award! ✅🏆 This award honours footballers for their humanitarian work! 👏
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Mr P retweeted
Recognised for his incredible humanitarian work ❤️ The 2026 Socrates Award winner - Bukayo Saka 💫

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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
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"when you foggin piss and get a red, I am upset"
Arsenal are now using smart urinals, or S-Urinals, as Kamleon, the company behind the technology, calls them, to measure players hydration levels in real time. How it works: 1. Smart urinals are installed across training facilities. 2. Players go number one and immediately receive a green, yellow or red hydration score. 3. Medical staff can access the data in real time, identify dehydration and recommend adjustments. 4. Players and staff continuously monitor hydration levels to help optimize performance and recovery. #arsenal #afc
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Makes more sense than Troy Deeney on Talksport
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I swear the pain United are going through right now is not enough. Let them suffer even more.
Crazy Commentary Lines 🎙️ “Nobody’s Touched Him”
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I think United legend Paul Scholes should be the next manager
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