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March 20, 2014 - April 7, 2025. Murph you were the best

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LIV Golf & Trumpism, both pugnacious disruptors of long-held status quos, both flawed, if not outright unsustainable, models, both championed by noisy contrarian minorities, both reveling in victimhood while propped up by a rich establishment, collapse within days of one another.
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Silent treatment don’t work on me bc I want you to shut the fuck up anyway
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Some days are just meant for big bowl of soup
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Just want to get everyone ready for the Entropic Stage of the Malignant Narcissist
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Dementia
I know it seems confusing. Why the hell is Trump worried about Daylight Savings right now? It’s behavioral frontotemporal dementia. There are two symptoms here that are related: —Apathy. He just doesn’t care about anything, and cannot even pretend to. —Disintegrated salience network. Neurologically, he can’t tell what matters, even to himself. The clocks annoyed him, so that’s the most important thing right now. There’s no way he can make it two more years.
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Lauren Boebert is about to go from being the stupidest person in Congress to the stupidest person not in Congress.
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Ass Kicking
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Flat Iron Steak with German Sieglinde Mashed Potatoes and Stir Fried Gai Lan
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I have so much pictures of you. I can’t stop sharing them and remembering what a great companion you were
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Why the fuck does nobody call him out on this behaviour? There is no job in the world that would allow you to speak to someone like this for asking a reasonable question.
Trump lashes out against Reuters journalist during a press gaggle: "You are disgusting! Put yourself in shape, you look like hell."
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Can you find him?
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