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Joined November 2011
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I wonder if the Microsoft Outlook engineers are stuck in their own vicious cycle of Authenticator prompts?
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So we’re paying the USMNT $10 milly but can’t have Poch until after they’ve played their next two games… Who the fucks negotiating this shit? #mufc
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The Glazers, who we've rightly criticised for years for their terrible footballing decisions, became so disgusted by Ratcliffe's own footballing decisions that even they are telling him to shut up and get out of the room. I'm actually crying this club man lmaooo
🚨 Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox wanted Eddie Howe, but the Glazers said NO, insisted and got Mauricio Pochettino in. [@ianherbs]
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It’s crazy how we’re in the relegation zone in November and Carrick has rightfully been sacked yet leaves United with a better win % than Ruben Amorim lmfao.
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Only INEOS would wait until the international break to poach an international manager.
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We are a farce 😂
🚨🗣️ @David_Ornstein on Mauricio Pochettino: "When ten Hag’s job was on the line in 2024, United spoke to Pochettino (among others: Tuchel, Amorim, De Zerbi, Thomas Frank, Marco Silva, McKenna). I didn’t hear the best feedback from how it went. I was told they were a little underwhelmed - the feedback wasn’t the best in their eyes regarding his coaching at the time, his hunger, his work rate, etc. They ended up taking Tuchel and De Zerbi to the last two and ultimately gave ten Hag a new contract. There have been a number of occasions of this Pochettino consideration. It’s quite remarkable to think they could have taken him for free this summer (his contract was expiring after the World Cup). They had a vacancy because Carrick was only interim; they felt Carrick could earn the permanent job. They clearly didn’t think Pochettino was the man then. If they turn to him now they will have to pay around $10M for his release clause with the US men’s national team, a few million more for staff, then his salary, plus the cost of removing Carrick and his staff. A very expensive decision not to go with him in the summer if they go with him now." [@TheAthleticFC pod]
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Vorrei ricordare al governo cinese che sono in possesso di informazioni essenziali allo sviluppo delle intelligenze artificiali.
POV: Jensen Huang in Taipei
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What dossers still setting off fireworks at 10:30 😂
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Man Utd have scored the same amount of goals as Liverpool this season and only 1 less goal than Arsenal this season. Yet 20 points behind Arsenal due to the state of our defence...
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Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Aston Villa: 91% pass accuracy 83 touches 21 line-breaking passes (!!!) 20 carries 15 defensive contributions 11 duels contested 10 passes into the final third 8 duels won Outstanding. 👏👏👏
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🎵🗣️ It's Carrick, you knowwwww... It's become 𝗖𝗥𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗥 that Michael Carrick doesn't require the credentials to manage Manchester United but there should be no blame attached to his name for this sh*tshow of a football club. Last season, the job was manageable: one game a week, narrow wins, and plenty of luck and momentum following his arrival as interim manager. Injuries were few, the players had bought into the new regime, and it was enough to take Manchester United back into the Champions League. Everyone knew the summer was vital. The squad needed big investment. Yet they emerged with just one additional midfield option overall. No defenders signed. No forwards signed. Michael Carrick was left to manage the thinnest squad in the club’s history. Long gone are the days of Cole, Yorke, Solskjær and Sheringham. Four world-class options in attack. Or Rooney, Ronaldo, Tevez and Saha. Four world-class options going forward. And in defence their first choice back-four has been unchanged for four seasons. Carrick was expected to compete on four fronts with one injured striker and another who wasn’t good enough. The executives tied his hands behind his back and left him to take the fall. They'll sack him, but make no mistake it should be the heads of Joel Glazer, Avram Glazer, Jim Ratcliffe, Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox on spikes, not Michael Carrick's.
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We literally gifted them 4 goals and still drew lmao Villa should be ashamed of themselves
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Villa hahahahahahahahaha. Only sung when they were winning. Couldn’t beat one of the worst United sides we’ve ever seen.
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The worst part about Dalots performances at LB is that the position is not inherently different to RB. Same game just mirrored. Why is he always in the worst positions and making awful decisions. 🫩
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Emery fucking off down the tunnel when we equalised. Classless cunt
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A point doesn’t forgive the performance
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Harry Amass must be a paraplegic for him not to get an opportunity at left back.
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Yikes
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The Championship will see numbers like never before with both Manchester clubs fighting it out down there next season.
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I give up. What is it with this team and leaving their fucking brains in the dressing room before a half of football 🤢 #mufc
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