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My Ticket Burner

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Joined November 2017
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Every MLB team that has ever invited the Dumb Zone to spring training has gone on to win the World Series
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Jake Kemp (@NotJackKemp) profile picture
Jake Kemp
@NotJackKempOct 27
No one else is doing what Brandon Aubrey and the Cowboys are doing on kickoffs this year
Image from Jake Kemp (@NotJackKemp)
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Replying to @SportsSturm
@SportsSturm bob. Now they are saying he was better than Tim Duncan. Make it stop
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And I know Dan in southlake would say, “who? Some random on Twitter?” But still
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On fridays DZ spandau ballet’s True came up and @NotJackKemp said oh yeah I’ve heard that sampled (set adrift on memory bliss I assume) I believe years ago IJB and @tealtonedturtle specifically sent me down the rabbit hole of the crazy PM Dawn story
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Replying to @NotJackKemp
@NotJackKemp i think woman who complain about the shane gillis stuff can't be viewed in a vacuum. there is context. history. like shit we don't even think about. not that some women can't also think it's funny. as a producer once said, sometimes, it builds up man :)
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not that i feel or felt strongly one way or another. it's still just a joke in a comedy set
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cc: @tealtonedturtle
Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) profile pictureJessica Malone Grider@mrs_g_riderOct 10
When I first read the story about the dude who walked around the earth for 30 years, I was like okay cool. Not something I would do but whatever floats your boat. Come to find out that man had an 8-year-old son at home that he just chose not to see for 3 decades. Fuck that guy.
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rholmes (@ReillyHolmes3) profile picture
rholmes
@ReillyHolmes3Oct 10
No your primary purpose should be to WIN THE FUCKING GAME
Josh Yohe (@JoshYohe_PGH) profile pictureJosh Yohe
@JoshYohe_PGHOct 9
One of my biggest pet peeves in sports is teams going for two when they're down 8 in the fourth quarter. I truly don't care what the analytics say. Your primary purpose should be doing everything in your power to get the game to overtime.
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mav$ a two pack of ASS (@TxQueenTee) profile picture
mav$ a two pack of ASS@TxQueenTeeOct 10
WHERE WE GOING REESE FC ???? to the FINALSSSSS
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“Showing up to compete for fans that may or may not like you is hard” Damn KM..
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Jeff Nowak (@Jeff_Nowak) profile picture
Jeff Nowak
@Jeff_NowakOct 3
You might be tempted to quit on this video early, but know that it goes triple platinum at about the 2-minute mark.
Who's Next (@WhosNextShow) profile pictureWho's Next
@WhosNextShowOct 2
I’ll take you there
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such a delight when @JulieAnnDobbs is on @thedumbzone
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Depressed Husker Buzz (@Husker_buzz) profile picture
Depressed Husker Buzz@Husker_buzzSep 17
Yes and that guy is fucking dead have some respect
PFT Commenter (@PFTCommenter) profile picturePFT Commenter
@PFTCommenterSep 17
Oh my god is this real
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primordial soup kitchen (@fernbirg) profile picture
primordial soup kitchen@fernbirgSep 2
I’m the opposite of a flat earther. This planet is far rounder than we’ve been led to believe.
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Tom Morello (@tmorello) profile picture
Tom Morello
@tmorelloAug 21
Apparently some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsAug 20
Body cam footage shows ICE agents using racial slurs during immigration operations
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defending kyle kuzma is actually very easy you don't have to do much
WHARKNUT (@WHARKNUT) profile pictureWHARKNUT@WHARKNUTAug 15
being a conservative basketball fan must be terrible cause you genuinely gotta defend kyle kuzma and sophie cunningham
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Oh junior. You have to wash your hands! Hand San kills bacteria but doesn’t remove grime and gunk an yot from your skin!! @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham
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bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) profile picture
bald ann dowd@ali_siviAug 8
applying for a job at meta so i can see my blood test results without having to figure out how to log into mychart
jezz (@JezziiB) profile picturejezz
@JezziiBAug 8
MyChart is being sued for 5.5 million dollars for releasing patients information to Meta, and other companies. Let’s talk about how fucked up this actually is
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
BJC HealthCare settled a $5.5M+ class action (up to $9.25M) alleging its MyChart portal shared patient data with Meta via tracking pixels. MyChart is Epic software; the health system, not Epic/MyChart, was sued. hipaajournal.com/bjc-healthcare… newsnationnow.com/health/mychart…
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keewa 🇵🇸 (@keewa) profile picture
keewa 🇵🇸@keewaJun 24
Americans I'm begging you to realise when people are playing a character to pander to your biases for engagement, that German guy "loves the US" in the same way that the stripper is in love with you
The Economist (@TheEconomist) profile pictureThe Economist
@TheEconomistJun 21
European football fans visiting America are discovering the mass affluence of the country’s suburbs. The wealth enticing holidaymakers troubles European elites. America, once a peer, seems to be racing ahead economist.com/finance-and-ec…
Europe buys the future, America builds it

Europe buys the future, America builds it

Does that matter? A high-stakes transatlantic spat has erupted over GDP figures

economist.com
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“Let’s fire the best trainer in basketball and proceed to have 2 injury filled seasons after because I’m an insecure dumbass.” -Nico
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Casey Smith (@CaseyRySmith) profile picture
Casey Smith@CaseyRySmithJun 14
Shout out to my real ones. @jalenbrunson1 @PJPatton52 @heathaaamau They said we weren’t a good fit for their culture. Said we weren’t good enough in our roles. Peter Patton, Heather Mau, Jalen. We did and will continue to do the work.
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