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He/Him. Middleaged Dadbod/DishDoer/StrollerDad. MilitaryVet. NSFW HumanHeatRadiator. Tip your server~ CashApp: $NESGenKid / Venmo: @NESGenKid

Pants-less, New Mexico
Joined September 2011
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Oh this is going well
Reporter: What do you say to Americans who can't afford to be patient? He said he would lower prices on Day One. Stephen Miller: But he did lower prices across the board on Day One Reporter: Grocery prices went up last month...
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
holy shit
I've been in politics for a quarter century. It's hard to express how staggering it is to see a conversation like this on corporate US media. The Morning Joe panel gobsmacked by the directness of @AbdulElSayed's points. (clip via @DropSiteNews)
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
If Texas actually goes blue… we are living in hell
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. πŸ€”
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Zohran Mamdani is on fire. πŸ”₯ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈJD Vance at 6:00 PM: We lost due to the Iran war which causes household inflation for Americans πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈZohran at 7:00 PM: "Bro you are VP of USA, not a random Twitter troll. You can't post like it's someone else's war. You started it, You can end it. Stop tweeting and crying, start acting." Brutally Cooked πŸ‘
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Replying to @DocCoyle
"If there's a blue wave, I'll post hole" was waaayy more likely to come true than the $5,000 check. and it was magnificent.
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Trump promised everyone $5,000 if they won. Liberal baddies promised nudes and won the day. Buying votes done changed.
As promised + the frontal pics are also here because frankly it’s just not realistic to individually reply to all those DMs, and I’m in a sufficiently celebratory mood to spread the bounty indiscriminately tonight dropbox.com/scl/fo/gv4wt1kh3…
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Well… I just caught that I’ve been walking around work with my zipper down… And I’m going commando…
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
AS IF THIS NIGHT COULDNT GET ANY BETTER
"I just found out I'm losing my seat... the only thing better than being fed a pile of shit is being asked to swallow it!" Nancy Mace and more reacts to the midterms live here: youtube.com/watch?v=oYb-35YN… Get Uncensored extras at piersmorgan.tv @piersmorgan | @RepNancyMace
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
🚨 WOW. Gov. Ron DeSantis is GOING OFF right now post-blue tsunami: "I see the ad, 'so and so voted against releasing the Epstein Files.' I'm like, that's a bad vote. We ran as Republicans saying we need to do that. And you have people in Congress voting against release when the Attorney General said she had all the all this horrific stuff on her desk and that people are gonna be held accountable?!" "It's untenable when you have people going in trading stocks! I've never traded stocks since I've been in elected office. How do you have no investment acumen, and then all of a sudden get elected to Congress, and then you're outperforming Warren Buffett?" "I saw how they were running and it was a rejection of what was going on in DC."
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
O momento em que ele se transforma no Mr. Bean Γ© absurdo de bom kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed TROLLING Trump and JD Vance After Winning Michigan’s Senate Race To JD Vance: β€œHabibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you’re constitutionally obligated to swear me in, in January.” To Trump: β€œI know you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in, you can just go on and call me Senator.”
HISTORY MADE: Abdul El-Sayed Becomes the FIRST Muslim U.S. Senator in American History! This is a HUGE win. Despite all the racist ATTACKS from Trump and RFK, he WON. This win was projected by VoteHub. CBS and NYTs have not called it yet.
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
OMG -- Bret Baier on a hot mic is heard saying "can we do a spin on the races that?-- oh, I'm sorry. I guess we're on TV."
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Greg Abbott
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Teddy sCareBear πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (He/Him) retweeted
Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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