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Cosmopolitan liberal. Eccedentesiast. Son, brother, uncle, husband and dad. I like things. Always wished I could punch like Mike Tyson.Luselud’uhambo lwami 🙏🏾

Lausanne, Switzerland
Joined January 2012
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Got it wrong. Apologies to @SABCNews and @BBCWorld. Though some of the reporting was conflating the two cases, it was the right thing to delete.
South Africa's head of public diplomacy launched an extraordinarily nasty attack on SABC and BBC today, accusing them of lying about an anti-foreigner mob killing. He was proven wrong. Now he has quietly deleted these tweets -- after damaging media reputations. No apology?
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I hate this nigga
Social media users are calling for a boycott of restaurants booking Big Groove, saying his content leans into stereotypes and ruins the dining experience
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This is why we gift them boxers. Wtf is this? 👀 🙄
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breast are so beautiful, the owners are the problems.
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A city that fails to invest in integration and improved quality of life for all its citizens will always suffer the brunt of those policy decisions. Ideology matters very much in local government. Service delivery and budget priorities are not written in biblical scripture.
[WATCH] Staffing shortages at the @capetownint linked to ongoing taxi-related unrest, have left the airport’s security screening operations under strain, as some employees have been unable to report for duty @NtuthuzeloNene
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Was about to ask why the ass crack was so far down 😭😭
Mi cuerpo ya pedía tinta ✨️ gracias amigoo
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Aowa awunayo iHandy Andy nesdwedwe
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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😑 Ndidiniwe bethuna.
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At least they won’t miss each other now. More on @eNCA.
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE LEAD: Former IDAC boss Andrea Johnson and former SAPS major-general Feroz Khan have been arrested. Their warrants were authorised yesterday, in relation to a defeating the ends of justice case. More from the @eNCA Investigations team to follow.
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Trey Nyoni is @LFC's powerhouse ❌ 🔴
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Thank you South Africa for hosting me I will come now and then you are wonderful people I don’t care what people say 🙏🏻
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May this be the last time you ever break your silence. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 – at Makhado, South Africa
Breaking my silence .. We don’t need onions in boerwors rolls. THANK YOU. 🙏
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Basically you pay because the person is doing the job they’re paid to do. Is the R15 a tip, then?
Replying to @Lebopo77
Hi Motsamai, thanks for reaching out. Please note that the fee is R15 for a PIN reset at a branch, not R15.90. The fee applies because a PIN reset requires assistance and identity verification by a branch consultant.
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We, the Black Delegation, would like to trade NiKKKi Minaj for Ms. Rachel. 😅
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This nigga jus want meat in his mouth 🙏😭💔
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Bathi no one is above the program😭
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Deeply misleading post: of the R1.3 billion, only R10.6 million was spent on refugees and asylum seekers. And the total of R1.3bn (almost all of which was spent on permanent residents), should be understood in the context of a budget for social assistance of just under R300bn. The amount spent on permanent residents is less than 0.4% of the social assistance budget. The amount spent on refugees and asylum seekers is less than 0.004% of the social assistance budget. Over 99.5% of the social grants budget is spent on citizens. Over 99.99% is spent on citizens and permanent residents. But don't let facts get in the way.
R 1.3 billion has been spent on grants for permanent residents, refugees and asylum seekers in 25/26 financial year.
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